dub kllr, you are entitled to your opinion. Actually you are not going to believe this, but you NOT wanting a Golf R actually makes me a bit relieved. Sort of validates the reason I bought one.
Where you miserably fail my teh fasterz friend, is that you have fallen victim to one of the classic plunders. The first, and most well known, is that you never get involved in a land war in Asia, the 2nd, and only slightly not as well known, is you never to try to change somebodies opinion over the internet.
You would do well to learn the second rule.