Dear older gentleman in the Toyota Yaris,
I'm sorry that I unintentionally cut you off. I did not see you behind the 3 cars that were turning right in front of you. But when pulled up next to me at the traffic light and rolled down your window to yell at me, it was difficult for me to take you seriously with that fluffy, fruity, little dog on your lap. I apologize for not being able to contain my laughter.
Laughing In The Morning