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Old 12-03-2012, 11:22 PM   #3327
LostInPhilly89
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Dear imbecile in the blue Jeep Wrangler,

Thanks for almost running us off the road into a hill. I don't know what you were thinking when you cut us off this afternoon (probably not much), but the next time a car on the main road is at the side road you are pulling out of, freaking stop! I just want to let you know it took a lot of tongue-biting when you pulled into the same parking lot as us.

Sincerely,
Self control


Dear silver Nissan Maxima,

What is your deal? You park in your driveway all day, but in the evening you move your car out to the side road. This wouldn't be an issue if you didn't park at the base of a hill where the already-narrow road splits (temporarily) into a high and a low lane that are even more narrow. The next time I have to squeeze my 5 ton rack truck past your stupidly parked car, I'm just going to let the dump body leave a nice, long crease down the driver's side of the car. If I don't do that, I'm reporting your car.

Sincerely,
Wondering why you don't use your driveway
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