[gregroot198521]

Originally Posted by mrfunnni

This happened on the drive home:

Driving car stop at red light lalalala music playing, some guy in a white lifted ranger yells from his car to my car, "Yo bro!"

Me giving him a disgruntled look, "huh"

Repeats 'YO BRO!"

Me: What do you need sir?

Guy : How many hp is that making?

Me: Its around 300

Guy: Its four wheel drive right?

Me: Yes. (....)

Guy: How does that work? since the engines closer to the front wheels wont the fronts spin first?

Me: The wheels arnt connected the engine, theirs a center diff that controls where the power goes too.

Guy: Alright cool thanks dude (peels out)

In my head, "So..how does he think rwd works?"

Originally Posted by mrfunnni

So i met a kid with a gc8 who looks fresh out of highschool so i started to mess with him a bit.

Me: Hey nice car man
Kid: Thanks!
Me: What do you have done to it?
Kid: Headers, intake, some wheels, springs
Me: So these come supercharged right? v6? (i look over at my friends who all know i work at subaru "wink wink")
Kid: Gives me the most puzzled look, No man its a four banger (as all of his friends are looking at me like im an idiot)
Me: (stepping the retard up a level) So i have a question, if the engines closer to the front wheels why dont those spin first?
Kid: (with his friends) What?... i dont huh?
Me: (by this time my friends are dying and im just trying not to look this kid in the eye or ill just bust out laughing) "So does this have vtec?"

I couldn't hold it in and told him i was just messing with him :3

Cool story bro. you're a tool.

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