SP: Nice car man, it looks fast.
Me: Thanks, it's still stock but it does alright.
SP: What's the fastest you've gone in it?
Me: A little over 90.
SP: Really? *breaks out ticket book* Well I don't know of anywhere with a 90 MPH speed limit. I think we...
Me: Really? Well, we run autocross at the sheriff's track a couple times a month. You should come out some time. Feel free to bring your little book and a RADAR gun with you.
SP: Ahr, I-ya... heh, I was joking.
Me: Yeah. Thanks.
I'm pretty sure they had been screwing with people all day. I guess they'd never heard of people taking a car to a track.