Dear driver of the blue Lexus (and everyone else who does this),
I realize that the merge onto Rt. 280 is difficult, but racing up the "right turn only" lane to try and get in front of everyone who has been patiently waiting (through several light cycles) in the "straight only" lane is just a dick move. I'm glad no one was willing to let you in. Get a life.
Dear woman in the Jeep,
Holy hell, stay in your own lane! I was on my horn for 10 seconds before you finally meandered back into your own lane. Learn to drive!
Dear everyone else,
Get out of the center lane if you're driving slow!