WOW. This thread has sooo much win in it! I wish I had known about it when I first joined, it very well might have been the first thread I posted in! I work in vehicle maintenance for the Air Force, and some of the crap we see seriously makes me wonder how some of these people got in.
But now that I know about this thread you can guarantee I'll have more pictures and stories for you all, but enough about me on to the first one:
So apparently someone from another squadron on base doesn't like the idea of seat belts. So much so that they took a knife and cut into all the way through the seat, thereby letting them loop the seat belt underneath the seat but still able to buckle it in.
If it bothers you that much don't wear the F'ing seat belt!
What's even worse is that they didn't do it to one of the crappier older models, they did this to a newer '11 model!
We still got the last laugh though, because we're not giving them back that one, they get one of the beat to hell '98 models.