somehow, my rear passenger side wheel lost a lugnut. So I went to the nearest Subaru dealer in DSM (ramsey) this conversation followed
Salesman: how can i help you today?!
me: blah blah I need a lugnut
Salesman: um, i... i dont think we carry those??
me: you dont have ANY.. lugnuts?
salesman: well, whats a lugnut?
me: W.T.F. turned around and walked out.
left some decent pissed off drift marks as well.