<JGard> oh man
<JGard> so this sucks
<JGard> so my dad has this very large mirror
<mattk> on the ceiling?
<JGard> came off a train car from the old new york central system
<GTF> ass prints on it
<thug> so your mom can see her whole face in it?
<iamrazor> cum stains
<JGard> it was one of 12 ever made
<JGard> easily worth 5 figures
<subrew> 1 of 11 now
<GTF> nice story paul
<JGard> it was the only one left
<GTF> you writing a haiku?