Guy: Oh it's a Subaru? I wouldn't be caught dead in one.
Me: Really? What would you be caught dead in, I'll buy you one.
I follow a guy who cuts me off three times with no turn signal. He stops dead in the middle of a one way, one lane street, then very slowly pulls over and parks, again using no turn signal. So I roll my window down.
Me: Hey your turn signal is broken.
Guy: Umm, no it's not?
Me: Then use it. Jerk. (Tad bit more vulgar than jerk.... Haha)