Dear other drivers on the road,
I have a disease, I must pass you however I can, I cant help it :P
Also to the guy in the white lexus. Yes my right lane was ending, but because you decided at the last second to close the gap that was opening for me to merge into, there was no way I was going to brake and allow you to continue on, so we went two wide into a single lane forcing you to fall back behind me. You, however made my morning as you continued to make fapping motions at me, and leaving your high beams on which at 8AM does nothing to me in my mirrors but only annoys oncoming traffic.
Loves morning rush traffic to work