Dear that guy on the motorcycle last night. Thanks for setting the world speed record for walking, getting to the register before me at QT. Because if I would have gotten there first, I wouldn't have been able to get a good look at the guy setting outside a little later with his open exhaust v twin motorcycle taking it to the chip and back. Yes it's loud because your exhaust is no more than a foot long straight pipe, no we didn't think it was cool. You don't even fill out your size small leather jacket and assless chaps, do you really need that kind of attention? No, I don't regret my comment about that episode of Southpark with the motorcycle riders, and I hope you get around to watching it.
And thanks to the people in the truck you were talking to for hanging their wasted girlfriends out the window so they could sing a song so slurred and butchered to my girlfriend, you could only guess at the genre, much less the song itself. she got a kick out of it