So I'm in college and every year there this big end of the year party that's off campus. (So you don't *actually* have to go to school here to attend) I live in Wooster, Ohio so anything off campus is pretty much corn, dirt, cows, or soybeans.. so anyway, we happen to be in dirt and a kid who assaulted up my friend to steal his drugs last year comes up to me and starts apologizing for what he did. Yeah yeah whatever. He sees my car.
Kid: whoa I didn't ee'n know you had that tight whip!
Me: yeah I got it only a little while before you left.
Kid: whoaaaaa. I bet that things hella quick doe!
Me: 300hp/350tq its fast but I'm not setting any land speed records.
Kid: I bet you got some sweet parts on there! Where do you get them?
Me: Mostly from the forums and Craigslist. I'm too poor to buy new things. Hah.
Kid: Awwww man! You should try eBay! They got hella cheep stuff doe. I been f***ing wit eBay for hella long but I ain't ee'r got car parts but ee'rythang's so cheep! Can't beat that ya feel?
I didn't "feel" and that swiftly ended our conversation.
*Edit: looking back on it, I'm not sure he even knew it was a Subaru.