Dear driver of the yellow VW Golf,
I seriously burst out laughing when you had to slow down to 5 MPH so your lowered suspension wouldn't get torn out be the railroad tracks.
Dear driver of the Prius V,
The next time you cut me off, move it! Proceeding to drive 25 in a 45, then turning down a side-road 100 feet later, all while I am rapidly approaching (at the speed limit) is a fantastic way to get yourself rear-ended! Look next time!
Yep, my Hellas still work
Dear kid riding his skateboard in the middle of my lane,
ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!