05-06-2013, 07:18 PM
Join Date: Feb 2013
2004 Outback H6
2008 Acura TL
Originally Posted by subsf
So I was at a gas station and parked by the pumps.
When I came out an older guy with an AMG Mercedes sedan was filling up and started talking some s**t.
Him: "That thing turbo?" (in a self righteous tone)
Me: "No" (explained the lack of turbo GC's in US)
Him: "Oh, so I'd smoke ya on the backroads!"
Me: "Ehh I don't know, you might have a hard time in the corners with your obese trophy car. And I drive a manual"
Him: "Pshh, driving a manual is like wiping your own ass when you don't have to."
Me: "Actually driving a manual is like me screwing your wife without the help of Viagra."
He then became speechless, returned the nozzle, and drove away.
Sorry bout that, Viagra man.