went to a local coffee shop with my girlfriend last weekend and the coffee dude heard my gf talking about our 1971 super beetle so he decides to get involved in our convo...
guy: you have a bug
gf: yes an older one
guy: i love my german cars (and he starts bragging about his gti or something)
me: ill stick with my subie
guy: I race subarus like its nothing. I smoke them all the time and i have FWD. Its funny how my fwd drive beats your awd (gf gets uncomfortable and stops talking at this point as he tries to brag)
me: thats cool bro, congrats, I'm not 18 anynmore and need to brag about my car but I also don't want to embarrass you
guy: haha even your exhaust in your cars sound like a rattle fart can and i use to collect the badges on all the cars I raced and hang them on my neck and rear view mirror...
me: lmfao so you like the cars that much to represent them on your neck in front of everyone and inside your car since you probably wish you had one. Cool story bro now get our damn coffee......
GF: ummm so that was highly awkward
me: just another douche bag who wishes he had a subie
The end!! lol