Originally Posted by MrRicH
Washed the yellow one after some constipated seagull unleashed 2 weeks of congestion build up in it's rectum on the bonnet, and them proceeded to step and walk all over my windscreen and roof in it.
From now on, I eat my bacon and eggs on the porch, just to show those winged bastards what I'm capable of...
lol im sorry!
I was at mcdonalds when there were a crap load of seagulls eating from the garbage. Some kid put some of his wrappers and nuggets on his moms roof for them to eat and they seagulls took major dumps on her roof