Well, I traded it in. The tech told me to expect to have to get the bump-stops on the rear seat adjusted regularly due to the body flex on the hatch. This is unacceptable, I have never had to do this on any car ever.
So off to the dealers I went. I ended up with a 2013 Frontier Pro4x quad cab. It has plenty of power and now I can jump ****.
I guess I'll keep an eye out for an old bugeye or something as a project.