My GF's cat (whom is no longer with us for certain reasons) had a bad habit of pissing all over my stuff. My snowboard, my drums, my furniture, new carpet etc etc. One day I was at a meeting I kept smelling urine. I checked my clothes, my jacket, my car and no matter where I looked I couldn't find the source of the smell. After about two hours of searching for the source without any success my ear started to itch.... touch my ear.. sticky... smell finger...
smelled like R.Kelly's sheets.
Turns out the cat had pissed on my headphones that I wear when I play the drums. I played the drums right before my meeting. Looking in the mirror I noticed that I had a perfect ring of cat piss around both ears in my hair and on my face.
Cats do land on their feet btw.