Dear Mazda3 driver,
I will not race you on the main street in my town, or anywhere for that matter. Especially when you come up on me doing 70+ with a freaking school across the street. I really liked it when you flashed you high beams at me and swerved around. You are the reason I hate people my age. Thanks for the high insurance rates. ***hole.
The guy that just got done with 12 hours of haying a field.