Wow, there's nothing like a sport that you have to wait for 4 hours before somebody scores and you get to see 713 assaults and 34 murders before you leave on a stretcher. At least in our sports, the murders occur OFF the field
Don't worry, there's a sport in the U.S. that's attempting to duplicate that fine record of "nobody can score". It's called the NHL. I quit watching it years ago when they introduced rule #68,412 that makes it harder to score.