If I sold these, it'd only be because I wanted the names and addresses of the people who bought them so I could hunt them. I mean, really... It's one thing to try to be individual and end up being ricey (but that's your thing, have fun, whatever). But this is so beyond assanine that they should be made to be immensely toxic so those that actually buy them and touch them will end up with some weird cancer and die... jeez....