I have quite a few but will stick to one
I was at the street races, and was waiting on this trailered Dodge Hemi P'up to get ready. Finally I hear them fire it up and starting to pull it to the "line" so I make a beeline for my car, coz I wanted to race him BAAAAD.
As I come around the corner to get to the "line", I see no fewer than 6 cop cars blocking the road.... Needless to say, I'm motioned over to the side of the road and given the "Wot yer doin racin on the damn streets!! Lemme see yer liosence son!" treatment, (even though I'm about 20 years older than the cop). I give him my license and protested asking him: "Street racing in a Subaru??! You MUST be crazy!! I'm on my way to a friends warehouse, he's got an alarm going off!" He kinda steps back and take a good long look at the car, walks to the back and I can see him in my mirror, almost spelling: S U B A R U in disbelieve, with this confused look on his face. He walks back to me, apologize and say "I guess you're right, I'm sorry sir, and have a good night!!"