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Old 09-05-2003, 04:26 PM   #1
HighWayDrifter
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Default FS - See inside

i will sell you my job!

Work mon-thurs (sometimes a friday)

You must be able to do all sorts of technical support related things. Such as Change printer toner, fix paper james in 70's era fax machines. Must be able to pick up at least 50lbs and carry it or drag it by its power cord for at least 200 feet. You must be willing to deal with the stupidest people in the world all the while maintaing a facade of caring and sympathy for the problems at hand.

You must be able to deal with senior management that has no clue how to manage no matter how many times they call you in for a "team meeting". You must be willing to hard and scurry at all signs of day light while still maintaing a bright glowing neon white complextion. Their may be after hours work that needs to be done at co workers office's which may or may not include having to install wireless networks so that the president of the company can stay up all night playing madden 2004. So that the next buisness day he is in a ****ty mood and fires 4 people. Mind you these people may be critical to the companies operations, so then you would be tasked with picking up their duties and repsonsibilties (only an interm thing we promise you!).

All this can be had for an easy up front cash payment of aprox 15,000 dollars.

Annual pay is in the area of 45-55g a year full bennies (if you can consider kaiser a medical operation)


Please contact me via PM to make or arrange transfer of this wonderful life oppertunity!
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