Dear Sir in the MB CL500 on summer tires,
Although I did notice your strikingly similar appearance to Christopher from the Sopranos, I still found it in my best interest to show you what a car nearly 1/5th the price of your car could muster on the I-295 ramps and interstate. As I stuck to your tail through the entire 4 mile jaunt at triple digit speeds, I calmly sat back listening to my favorite drive time talk host, Jay Severin. Yes, I did notice that slight fishtail on the cloverleaf on to 37 East, but I maintained a respectable distance, cautious of my impending fate similar to Ralph Ciparetto in Season 4. Finally, as you politely moved aside as you exited to Route 2, I did notice we exchanged exacting waves and nods in respect for our similarly performing, yet polar opposite priced vehicles.
“Used to wide open, straight, cop-free Midwestern highways” WRX driver