Dear Mr Dodge Hemi;
When you come up to me while I am sitting at a red light. Please do not pull over to the second lane, point, laugh, and rev your Superior & Enormous HEMI engine at my puny scooby. Just remember that this isn't a Dodge Hemi commercial that is fictional and that you cannot believe everthing you see on the boob tube.
When the light turns green, you will not pull away from me. One other factor is that you do not know that I only have 420 miles on it. I will not go beyond the 4000 RPM rev limiter. In fact, I will only need to rev up 3500 RPM from a ROLL. Once I pass you, I then will drive the 45mph speed limit. So please, Mr. Hemi don't be mad and tailgate me. Just be mad at Dodge for false advertisement. I am assuming that you will never want to see the Hemi commercial ever again, but for now you will be looking at my STI emblem!