Perhaps "wankers" was a bit strong, but despite Michael's flaws (Japan last year being exhibit A) he's still wiping the floor with everyone else RIGHT NOW. He's looked pretty good this year so far I'd say.
And yes, Schumi/Barichello is certainly not a Prost/Senna esque combination, but what are the goals in F1?
I still say Ferrari/Schumacher is doing just fine. Rubens elevates his game when needed, and provides a lot of consistency when he's not on his "A" game.
Renault/Williams/McLaren are not sacking up to this point in the season.
I personally just hate sandbagging a team/car for the sake of making a series competitive.
Raise your game.