Let me be the first one now to say... IBTL.
<Full finger-snapping, head-wiggling mode>
Let me be the first to tell JC that, while it may be true that your mother is both overweight and beauty-challenged, it is neither politically-correct or in good taste to so blatently announce it to the world on an internet bulletin board forum such as this. As to the part about your mother possibly being a "he"... I won't even go there...
Now, it is also not correct or prudent to come onto a "Forester" forum and show all of us how uneducated, uninformed, and generally stupid you are by making fun of the vehicle that everyone but you who will read this post owns.
In case all of these big words are scaring you JC, let me put it in small, easy words that I'm sure you will understand. You are an idiot. Go away. You know nothing, you mean nothing, and you are nothing. Go play in the "Off-Topic" board and talk about your navel or something equally uninteresting. The rest of us Forester-owners are trying to have a discussion here.