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We would like for you to work for a couple of landscapers in exchange for $10 a day.
We know you can only speak 1 to 2 words of english and you can be paid in nickels.
You were chosen for this because of your intoxicating burrito-like arroma.
If you are interested, please just navigate your donkey to my PM box.
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