Yes to the trunk monkey question, but I've heard that the light-speed Monkey training really screws with their heads and they end up screwing up your driving and unlocking the doors when you aren't around. Really suggested as a replacement for the trunk monkey during light-speed trips is an orangutan that is trained. Their brains can handle the training and they are lightning-quick as well, though they do smell a little bit worse. Mind you, these orangutans need proper fueling that takes a lot more time then your normal trunk monkey. You have to actually grow your own bananas with on preservatives and then make sure that you cover them in hot sauce before they eat them so it gives them that extra kick.
[This message has been edited by 8Complex (edited May 24, 2000).]