The adventurers have to find the secret enemy, the Pink Queen - Lachlan, who is turning the world gay.
Seriously though...
Adventurers roll into town because of reports of abductions and weird crap going on. Blah blah stuff happens ... leads them to a large manor run by a creepy old guy. They investigate, he turns out to be clueless, but his butler is some powerful wizard. Going into the basement there is a secret passage to caves. Bad stuff happens. They kill the bad guys, get gold and win. Yay.