Dear CTS coupe,
Your car is really sharp and everything, but cutting unnecessarily hard between lanes on 128 at WOT isn't doing anything for your street cred. You're lucky you didn't lose the tail and hit anyone coming off of 93. Also lucky I wasn't close enough to see your reg number because that kinda driving can only be 1. Diarrhea or 2. Stolen car.
Sincerely,
Bowels in tact