Is today's news a joke? Seriously, I always check the yahoo news...
GIANT MUTANT ANT COLONY FOUND IN AUSTRALIA
AGGRESSIVE DEER MULE ATTACKS MAN
GENE BLOCKER TURNS MONKEYS INTO WORKAHOLICS
ALASKA WOMAN CATCHES 300 POUND HALIBUT
RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS CLAIM DISCOVERY OF ALIEN SPACESHIP IN SIBERIA
DOLPHINS TOO HAVE BORN SOCIALITES
....Did the National Enquirer buy Yahoo or something?