Fortunately, I am not the one suffering the wrath of the clinically insane this time.
My friend Ed is.
I can't give much background right now, but for basic OT cliff-notes:
Girl talks to guy on IRC, girl goes insane after a few years, dreams that she married said guy...and believes it when she wakes up. Add in some aging schizophrenia and give it a good shake. What do you get? Read below.
(We had to censor a few parts where she listed her social, visa, checking acct + pin/etc... as well as some names).
*sigh*
-- Dave