A cop is making conversation with me & friend as his partner searches my car:
cop: these things fast?
me: they're okay, not as fast as the STi of course.
cop: is it all wheel drive? (we are standing right in front of the "All Wheel Drive" badge on the trunk)
me: yup, it's a subaru. it makes good for driving up to the mountain.
cop: ah, subaru. do they still make that evo?
me:
friend: i think you're thinking of mitsubishi!!
cop: