Lol, that's a happy ending... I can't stand some park jobs, but it's not often you can (or have the time to) actually catch the person who did it.
I will, however, admit that I sometimes park diagonally within spots. In my defense, though, I park
within the lines, and I do it to give both myself and my passenger a little more time to get in and out of the car. Then again, most of the time I just park in the handicapped spaces anyways...