Off-Topic Posts

[WRXnFX]

I have noticed that some threads have been cluttered with off-topic posts. We need to keep the threads consistent with their subjects. I am guilty of straying off-topic but this needs to stop. We are fortunate to have this forum and need to post using some self-control. If you do have off-topic remarks, then leave them in the appropriate area. That is the purpose of those threads. Winslow

[RawCode]

AWWWW your no fun!

j/p

RawCode

[SQUAD_907]

i just got jackie chan's "thunderbolt" and this i have to say is the best car movie i have ever seen! evos, supras, etc...and of course all the action is real none of that fake 1/4 streetracing like in the fast and the furious! i give it two thumbs up!

[WrXpOwErBYrAIlLiArT]

tight tight ey did ya guys ever see a moive called legend of speed pretty good lancer vs wrx............. the wrx got smoke by the lancer that's the only thing wrong with it............ but other then that moive kick azz

[AK_2002_WRX]

hey winslow
did you get that magazine with the WRX parts here in anchorage or did you order it from somewhere ? i want to get one to look at all the parts that i'll never have in my car

[KapaFool]

Legends of Speed?! Does someone have that? I seen trailers on iclub almost a year ago but the link got deleted. I want to see that movie. I heard it sucked but the cars were pretty awesome. Hey I gots that magazine if you want to look at it. I'll be at Perfectionist after 4pm to drop off a car there maybe I'll swing by schmucks if you are working?

[SQUAD_907]

i should be getting that movie hopefully sometime next week!

[WRXnFX]

Kapafool: You're getting your people confused. AK_2002_WRX doesn't work at Schmucks. Big worm works at Schmucks. Get those videos and we'll watch them and do headlights. Winslow

[SQUAD_907]

i only have thunderbolt right now...legend of speed is on it's way...hopefully sometime next week, might be the week after.

[KapaFool]

I pity da fool who thinks I don't know whos at schmucks. Big Worm! Oh, mike was asking about the mag. I pity da fool who tries to be right all the time!

[AK_2002_WRX]

where did you guys get them from, the mags?

[KapaFool]

Kinokiya japanese bookstore in Seattle. Lots of car mags. Also got a japanese Lowrider mag. Pretty interesting stuff with accords and civics on lo-lo.

[SQUAD_907]

look on ebay...someone is always selling tuner mags with modded imprezas in it....

[SQUAD_907]

found this, thought it was pretty funny!

To Women Everywhere From A Man Who's Had Enough:

Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.

Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down, do you?

ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. Use Them.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel-lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

One Weekend Day = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that way.

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many shoes.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one:
Subtle hints don't work.
Strong hints don't work.
Really obvious hints don't work.
Just say it!

No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.

Pee-ing standing up is more difficult. We're bound to miss sometimes.

Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
(Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're saying anyway.)

Check your oil. No, really, check your oil.

It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. We're going to look anyway; it's genetic.

You can either tell us to do something
OR
tell us how to do something, but not both.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

If it itches, it will be scratched.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping!

[AK_2002_WRX]

what do you guys do when honduhs try to race you when you are just drivin home or somewhere mindin your own business?
what i do is just look at their car, like the back for exhaust or anything unusual and then i shake my head sayin no, that really makes em mad

[KapaFool]

It depends I guess. 97% of the Hondas in town have no contest against a WRX. They have less of a chance if its even snowy or icy. My beef is with the big 4x4 trucks out there. I don't instigate to race and I shouldn't even call it a race. For example today at the light by Fireweed theatre going down the hill. A loud ass raised truck gunned his POS when the light turned green. I accelerated normally but he tried to take off. Instant piss me off mode for me and I hammer on it. I take it to 50 and he's about 4 car lengths behind. I let him pass and I follow him all the way to Mt. View. All the way there he is gunning his truck at every light and weaving in and out. I guess he was pissed that a little 4 door can make him eat his ***** sandwich. :monkey:

[AK_2002_WRX]

yeah i hate them too!!!! drive by my school parking lot and that is what you'll see alot of! they always try to race me. one day i was showing my friend my engine and a guy with a truck drives by and says "awww. the crappy subaru broke down?"
just wait till i get my parts in.
oh wait, i'm sure i can take him with my stock WRX
but yeah, some of those truck guys are cool and some aren't.

[KapaFool]

If its not a Lightning or Cyclone or whatever truck that does 0-60 in under 7.5 seconds. Light to light they are going down!

[AK_2002_WRX]

have any of you used to be honda drivers seen 360 Video magazine?? i have a few of the videos. they maybe full of hondas, but they also have other cars too, and lots of girls
but no subies though

[WRXnFX]

Yes, we have watched those videos. I'd like to see more if you have them. Winslow

[KapaFool]

I gots a couple of 360 Videos and 1 Importlifestyle I borrowed from Rallyx13.

[AK_2002_WRX]

i have volumes 3,4,and 5. i think 5 is the best one. it is also the latest one made. i also have a video of some racing at AK Raceway from last summer.

[KapaFool]

I gots Vol 1 and Vol 5 of 360 Video. Can I see #3 and #4?

[AK_2002_WRX]

# 3 is a copied version from my cousin, and number 4 is one i ordered from pacific rim. they are both good though. i'll let you borrow themif u want. just let me know

[AK_2002_WRX]

at the next meet can i ride in your guys' cars that have BOVs so i can compare and see which one i'll get