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Old 10-09-2009, 10:19 PM   #1
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Default the official crappiest car you've owned thread

inspired by that 17 year old complaining about kids. whats the crappiest car youve ever owned? i'm gonna lost this one but i had a 2000 chevy s10. it was really not that bad of a car, the ac worked, it had 4 wheel drive, it was clean, but man did that car break one thing after another. in high school my "best friend" stole it and tore the stereo out of it and then took a sledge hammer to the side of the car a couple times and left it at the mall. of course he had to brag to his other friends and it got back to me. he got in a lot of trouble because not only did he steal a car but he also stole my parents laptop which had our tax returns on it which constitutes ID theft. there was no pre trial confinement and i had great insurance. he stayed out of jail just long enough to see me pull into the school parking lot with my brand new 2004 wrx. my parents contribution? a viper alarm . i got out of the car. looked at him, and armed the alarm


anyway. what crap cars have you had and what are some funny/sad things theyve done to betray you?
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:25 PM   #2
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1985 GL turbo. It hydrolocked itself after hte headgasket blew, I was on my way home after fililng it was gasoline. I was going to drive it 5 hours the next day to sell it (LOL). Instead, I had it crushed, and as the tow truck backed up to hook up to it, the driver side window fell down into the door and shattered. And, for the record, it was a second car, my primary car at that time was a 1998 LGT wagon.
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:28 PM   #3
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2000 Camry. Worked fine BUT:

Exhaust broken. Made a lot of noise.
Front passenger window broken. Rolled down, not up. Had to use hands to lift it.
Cat smell. Yes, cats pooped in the car. Go back to your mansion you prick.
Back indicator light. All the back lights worked fine but a dash light constantly warned that a back light was broken. Damnit all.
Gas door. Yes the door. The spring fell off after I forgot to close it once. Lately my GF held down the open lever while I pried it open, or I did it myself by wedging something under the lever. I was so embarrassed about it I never got gas in NJ where they don't know how gas works. Everyone from NJ sucks.

Good news: Just sold it for $2700 with dents and 147k miles on it.
Better news: I am drunk; take it easy guidos.
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:29 PM   #4
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A 2004 STi.

My parents won't buy me an 09.

I'm so pissed, they just don't understand.
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:30 PM   #5
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A 2004 STi.

My parents won't buy me an 09.

I'm so pissed, they just don't understand.
Sorry is Feb 2008 your join date or your birthdate?
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:32 PM   #6
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Sorry is Feb 2008 your join date or your birthdate?
Someone is still on n00b settings.

I guess some don't know a joke when they see it.
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Old 03-31-2010, 05:03 PM   #7
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Sorry is Feb 2008 your join date or your birthdate?
LOL well that would be quite impossible
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Old 10-13-2009, 12:09 PM   #8
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03 Dodge Stratus... the damn oil filter just up and fell off... after a 4k drive to alaska.

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A 2004 STi.

My parents won't buy me an 09.

I'm so pissed, they just don't understand.
wha? how about... get a job and buy it yourself perhaps?

Then you can get any car you want!
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Old 10-16-2009, 01:17 PM   #9
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A 2004 STi.

My parents won't buy me an 09.

I'm so pissed, they just don't understand.
You're worse than my friend whos parents got him his 4th car IS-F. Atleast he knows hes a brat.

The crappiest car i've ever owned was my 1990 Ford Mustang GT. It smelled, AC didn't work, brakes shook, engine made funny noises, terrible on gas, rims didnt match, windows barely worked.

Made me want to cry when I drove anywhere because I always wonderd if I could even get home =[
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:35 PM   #10
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1991 Plymouth Sundance, it was free (cousin gave it to me) so I can't complain about it lasting only 2 months

I would love to say it was my 86 Opel Kadet, but that was actually a decent car.
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:43 PM   #11
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2001 Saab 9-5 turbo 2.3

from 12-04 to 1-06 we put about 12k miles (55-67k)

It had:

New alternator
New starter
Timesert in the upper motor mount holes in the head mount
front motor mount
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I seriously doubt I will own another GM Saab
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:37 PM   #12
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my moms first car was a ford maverick. one day she complained about the paint job so my grandpa took some house paint and a brush and gave it a sky blue paint job
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:39 PM   #13
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1987 Dodge Raider. It was awesome, but crappy. It was essentially a 2-door Montero. But it could climb ANYTHING, and both front seats folded forward in such a way that, when necessary, the back seat had a LOOOOT of room
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:44 PM   #14
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1987 Dodge Raider. It was awesome, but crappy. It was essentially a 2-door Montero. But it could climb ANYTHING, and both front seats folded forward in such a way that, when necessary, the back seat had a LOOOOT of room
You never value that feature until you finally find yourself in that situation.
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Old 10-13-2009, 01:11 AM   #15
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1987 Dodge Raider. It was awesome, but crappy. It was essentially a 2-door Montero. But it could climb ANYTHING, and both front seats folded forward in such a way that, when necessary, the back seat had a LOOOOT of room
I had an '87 Raider too! I had so many problems with that car, but when it worked it was pretty sweet!
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Old 10-13-2009, 01:24 AM   #16
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My first car was a 95 Plymouth Neon Red with White stripes. Ate a quart of oil a month. Had to replace the rack and pinion and fill up the freon during the summer. I'll never forget when the tranny went on it and the guy at the the trans shop called my dad and said: "Your cream puff is ready"

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Old 03-22-2010, 04:47 PM   #17
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1987 Dodge Raider. It was awesome, but crappy. It was essentially a 2-door Montero. But it could climb ANYTHING, and both front seats folded forward in such a way that, when necessary, the back seat had a LOOOOT of room
Oh sweet so you could fit huge chicks back there no problem?
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:44 PM   #18
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80ish Dodge Colt that ran on 3 cylinders when it rained!
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:46 PM   #19
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My first car was a Civic Si that was just an all-around POS. It burned oil, had toasted synchros, leaked coolant, bad rust on the roof/hood (typical of black Hondas), attracted attention from ricers/thieves everywhere I went, etc, etc.

In contrast, every subie/truck I've owned has been beaten like a woman on daily basis, and taken it just fine.
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:54 PM   #20
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1st car was an 87 Buick Skyhawk, my Dad bought it for about $500. I couldnt afford insurance when I first got my license but the parents let me take the car out in the very small town I live in just to "stay warm" in the winter. <<mistake

Of course I drove it all over the place, had a minor accident on some ice, then about a month later the heater core went and I overheated and consequently blew the engine trying to make it home. --live and learn.
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:55 PM   #21
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....mmmmmmmm....lesse here

ive had a couple....but I bought a lime green 1972 Fraud LTD for $400 for a work beater...I was scabbin at a local manufacturing plant and the picketers wernt being kind to cars pullin into the parkin lot

that car ran great and took the abuse with aplomb and on the last day there, when the strike was settled, I came out to find it on 4 flat tires...about 1/2 the cars there had been vandalized....
It had about 2 gallons of gas and a bunch of empty beer cans in it and so I took the tags off and left it sitting there and caught a ride home with another guy....

dunno how long it sat there, rusting, in the parking lot but I drove past about 2 months later and it was still there
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Old 03-25-2010, 09:16 PM   #22
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....mmmmmmmm....lesse here

ive had a couple....but I bought a lime green 1972 Fraud LTD for $400 for a work beater...I was scabbin at a local manufacturing plant and the picketers wernt being kind to cars pullin into the parkin lot

that car ran great and took the abuse with aplomb and on the last day there, when the strike was settled, I came out to find it on 4 flat tires...about 1/2 the cars there had been vandalized....
It had about 2 gallons of gas and a bunch of empty beer cans in it and so I took the tags off and left it sitting there and caught a ride home with another guy....

dunno how long it sat there, rusting, in the parking lot but I drove past about 2 months later and it was still there

Thats what you get Scotty !!!!

Local 770 !!!!
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:56 PM   #23
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1984 Dodge Aries K. Yes, a 'k car'. Unless someone says pinto, that is pretty much the worst. Roughly 90 horse/110 ft/lb torque, 2800 pounds of front wheel drive speedster! 0 to 60 times where somewhere around 15 to 20 seconds, depending how big of a hill and how much tailwind.
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Old 10-13-2009, 12:28 AM   #24
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1984 Dodge Aries K. Yes, a 'k car'. Unless someone says pinto, that is pretty much the worst. Roughly 90 horse/110 ft/lb torque, 2800 pounds of front wheel drive speedster! 0 to 60 times where somewhere around 15 to 20 seconds, depending how big of a hill and how much tailwind.
Sorry man, the Pinto was actually superior in nearly every way to the K car
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Old 10-09-2009, 11:02 PM   #25
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Ran her to the ground w/ 225k miles
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