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Old 08-06-2004, 11:25 AM   #1
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Default i am for IDP, but my wife is not

Ummm yeah.






(so how do I convince her to idp my little bugger?)
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:26 AM   #2
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"She won't s*** right a week!" Bad Santa
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:26 AM   #3
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just slide it in while she's sleeping, she'll never know
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:26 AM   #4
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:27 AM   #5
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Tequila.

-or-

tell her you know she will like it because her sister LOVES it.
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:19 PM   #6
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Tequila.

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tell her you know she will like it because her mom LOVES it.

Fixed that for you.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:27 AM   #7
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Champagne seems to work. Also, pre-lube while she's not looking and maybe it'll all be over before she realizes what happened.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:27 AM   #8
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find a new one
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:28 AM   #9
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admitting to the fact that you have a small weiner is the first step towards healing
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:32 AM   #10
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This is actually not a joke :

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Old 08-06-2004, 02:30 PM   #11
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This is actually not a joke :

Using pain killers, or using the anal lubes that have numbing agents, is a great way to insure you never have IDP again. She won't feel it...until later, when she'll be sore as hell.

No, work your way up (from small to large), use lots of lube, and make sure she's very very turned on and relaxed.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:30 AM   #12
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Get her liquidated and put on IDP pron.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:36 AM   #13
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Get her liquidated and put on IDP pron.

danger will robinson. that can backfire BIG TIME.

case in point: my g/f and i were on vacation and decided to rent some pr0n. the actress is getting IDP. fine. then she turs around and goes down on him, and says, "mmm...my butt juice tastes so good."

not so fine. if you look up "killing the mood," that's what you'll see.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:41 AM   #14
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danger will robinson. that can backfire BIG TIME.

case in point: my g/f and i were on vacation and decided to rent some pr0n. the actress is getting IDP. fine. then she turs around and goes down on him, and says, "mmm...my butt juice tastes so good."

not so fine. if you look up "killing the mood," that's what you'll see.
This is why you preview the vids.....
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Old 08-06-2004, 04:04 PM   #15
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all this time i thought IDP was a joke... i can't believe someone would actually want to do this. why don't you just bang a guy if you want to stick it in someone's butt so bad.
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Old 08-06-2004, 04:06 PM   #16
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all this time i thought IDP was a joke... i can't believe someone would actually want to do this. why don't you just bang a guy if you want to stick it in someone's butt so bad.
hello..new to sex? Many women love IDP. Maybe you just haven't met any.
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Old 08-06-2004, 04:07 PM   #17
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all this time i thought IDP was a joke... i can't believe someone would actually want to do this. why don't you just bang a guy if you want to stick it in someone's butt so bad.
NO KIDDING!!! I had one guy I had to tell this aaaallll the time.

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hello..new to sex? Many women love IDP. Maybe you just haven't met any.
I haven't met any, either. I've met some that did it for the novelty and then didn't care for it, but have yet to meet one that LOVES it.
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Old 08-06-2004, 04:13 PM   #18
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all this time i thought IDP was a joke... i can't believe someone would actually want to do this. why don't you just bang a guy if you want to stick it in someone's butt so bad.
i was about to say the same thing.

i've been asked by a girlfriend once, and i politely declined.

i honestly don't even know how it'd, umm... someone would be going to the hospital.
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Old 08-06-2004, 04:33 PM   #19
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why don't you just bang a guy if you want to stick it in someone's butt so bad.
So I take it you don't get head from women then? If you want to stick it in someone's mouth so bad go find a guy.

Terrible logic as to why not put in the p00per. I have never tried IDP. Bad logic just annoys me.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:51 AM   #20
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danger will robinson. that can backfire BIG TIME.

case in point: my g/f and i were on vacation and decided to rent some pr0n. the actress is getting IDP. fine. then she turs around and goes down on him, and says, "mmm...my butt juice tastes so good."

not so fine. if you look up "killing the mood," that's what you'll see.
Ass-to-mouth is like the ultimate slut tactic. So hot.
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:12 PM   #21
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the actress is getting IDP. fine. then she turs around and goes down on him, and says, "mmm...my butt juice tastes so good."

all my coworkers are looking at me because I can't stop laughing, I'm literally tearing from it



o
m
g






lol!
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Old 08-06-2004, 12:22 PM   #22
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all my coworkers are looking at me because I can't stop laughing, I'm literally tearing from it



o
m
g






lol!
Don't drop your sammich!!
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Old 08-06-2004, 02:52 PM   #23
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Don't drop your sammich!!
I had a salad today, that's pretty foolproof.
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:30 AM   #24
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best way is to take small steps in trying idp...use your penis then move to something bigger and thincker like your finger ...haha couldnt resist
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Old 08-06-2004, 11:31 AM   #25
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best way is to take small steps in trying idp...use your penis then move to something bigger and thincker like your finger ...haha couldnt resist
haha
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