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Old 09-08-2004, 09:29 AM   #1
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Default I went to a hotel bar last night. It was an adventure.

Well everyone knows me when it comes to women. I should change my name to Johnny Drama.

Well here's my first THANG report. Went to the the Washington Plaza Hotel last night to meet up with an old college friend in town. He was jet lagged and wanted to sleep some more so I let him and went down to the bar. Nice place, nice atmosphere.

All of a sudden it just starts filling up with hot chics. First off the bartender was cute and we talked for about an hour before the place got full. Then a cute girl from Denver sat next to me and we began conversating. She introduced me to this girl from Macedonia who was just unbelievable. I come to find out that they are all there for a Peace Corps training class and will be leaving in a few days.

So I'm thinking these girls are all leaving, feeling a little scared, and might be up for a last romp before they're off. So I start talking to this girl from Brazil who was just hot as all hell and with them as well. I start flirting and just being funny. Then I asked how the rooms were in this hotel, since I've never been here before. She invites me to check her room out. Next thing I know I'm balls deep twice over the course of an hour and a half with her.

She was like a freaking amusement park ride. Didn't even half to make an excuse to leave since she knew I was meeting my friend. I wished her good luck in the peace corps and gave her a little kiss.

So I go back to the bar and to top the whole night off me and the bartender talk for another hour or so. She asks for my number. I play it cool and say, "I'd ask for yours but I don't want to be another @ss who hits on the bartender. So give me a call and we'll hangout" She smiles and laughs.

So yeah it was a good night.

Cliffnotes: I went to a nice hotel's bar. Met a whole rack of hot chics going into the Peace Corps. Ended up going back to this hot Brazilian girls room. She was like a ride at an amusment park. Top it off by getting good vibes from the cute bartender when I got back to the bar. She asks for my number.

All is right with the world. Drama free as it should be.
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Old 09-08-2004, 09:31 AM   #2
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I call BS





because I'm bitter and jealous. Rock out with your bad self.
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Old 09-08-2004, 09:33 AM   #3
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Well I guess I should admit that this is the first one night stand I've ever had. If that makes you feel any better. That girl is probably half way to Eastern Europe by now.

The randomness of last night is what truly amazes me. Normally I would have just gone to the gym and watched some TV.
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Old 09-08-2004, 09:34 AM   #4
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we began conversating
Grap on my linguini
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Old 09-08-2004, 09:39 AM   #5
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Grap on my linguini


Oh and I hope you used a connie mate

Brazil = STD
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:44 AM   #6
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Brazil = STD
No Kidding Unfortunately, I can prove it
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Old 09-08-2004, 09:36 AM   #7
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We began a discorse over the course of an hour.

How's that?
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Old 09-08-2004, 09:44 AM   #8
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Conversing, better yet, how about saying you were talking?

C-H-I-C-K (C-H-I-C is a French word for style)

Half=have

That is all.
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Old 09-08-2004, 09:48 AM   #9
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Dear NABISCO,

I never thought something like this would happen to me and I know it must seem unbelievable, but I swear to you that it's true . . .
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:02 AM   #10
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I just thought I would stop posting WAPCE for once. It was a good time, but I'm still not one for one night stands. I had the opportunity in college a couple of times and chose to not jump on the grenade. This time the alcohol and the hotness got to me.

Thanks JFK.

Might sound kind of ghey, but I prefer to actually want to spend time with the person after the deed is done.
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:11 AM   #11
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Might sound kind of ghey, but I prefer to actually want to spend time with the person stroking his wang after the deed is done.
Doesn't getmuch more ghey than that.
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:06 AM   #12
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Sounds like a good night to me. Congrat's on having some fun (without WAPCE!!)
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:09 AM   #13
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This is a pure case of WAPCF (fun).
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:14 AM   #14
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Next thing I know I'm balls deep twice over the course of an hour and a half with her.
grap?
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:18 AM   #15
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grap?
He got some lovin err... STDs. Twice.
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:22 AM   #16
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Good thinking - putting it together about the opportunity presented by their imminent departure. Kind of thing I'd never think of in a million tries. Nice work.

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Old 09-08-2004, 10:32 AM   #17
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Got to love those peace corps girls.

Yes I did wrap it up.
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:32 AM   #18
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I have to also add this:

Thanks for not being a big hairy vagina and wussing out and then bitching and moaning about it in OT. Too many people do that shizz!!!
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:36 AM   #19
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Most people talk. (Me usually)

Few are up for the moment.

(Welcome to anarchy 99 MP)
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:37 AM   #20
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wow, never thought I would see a XXX reference on here!! That admits you saw it!

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Old 09-08-2004, 10:43 AM   #21
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What about the girls from Macedonia and Denver?
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:56 AM   #22
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What about the girls from Macedonia and Denver?
When I got back to the bar they were gone. I was a little worn out anyways.
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Old 09-08-2004, 11:13 AM   #23
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[SNL "Bad Idea Jeans Ad"] I was gonna use a condom, but I figured, "Hey, When is the next time I'm gonna be in Haiti" [/SNL "Bad Idea Jeans Ad"]

heh. nice kill story tho'.
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Old 09-08-2004, 11:18 AM   #24
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So does this mean you are going to stop whining?
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Old 09-08-2004, 11:37 AM   #25
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So does this mean you are going to stop whining?
I'm guessing he'll stop whining when he stops being a drama queen.
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