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Old 09-21-2001, 01:19 PM   #1
Kha0S
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Member#: 8808
Join Date: Jul 2001
Chapter/Region: NESIC
Location: Grantham, NH
Vehicle:
2011 WRX (DGM 5D)
2002 WRX/2003 SVTF

Default Haiku Friday

Dumb minivan peeps
driving like complete morons
when the ground is wet.

Scooby all-wheel-drive
chattering power and speed
while under control.
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Old 09-21-2001, 01:33 PM   #2
webkris
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Chapter/Region: NESIC
Location: Long Beach, CA
Vehicle:
I sold WRX to buy
Dodge Neon Rally Car

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Stupid car drivers
they think rain will equal death
I speed by quickly

Puddles all around
Especialy in downtown
Too deep for bimmer

I figured out how
to get people to whore post
more creatively

sp? - I know I'm missing L's and I's.
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Old 09-21-2001, 02:18 PM   #3
Kha0S
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Location: Grantham, NH
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2002 WRX/2003 SVTF

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Three hundred and six
posts left to whore, but now it's
only three oh five.

Paid a bill today
for car insurance, and my
arse feels very sore.

Time to buy a toy,
ECM pod they call it,
no more speeding tix!
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Old 09-21-2001, 02:42 PM   #4
re92
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Chapter/Region: NESIC
Location: Pass the Butt Aid
Vehicle:
Big balls, no brain

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dilated pupils
make me squint like clint, i am
dirty and hairy

i would like to pen
some more but i have to pee
too much info right?

(PS: should we require references to nature)
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Old 09-21-2001, 02:56 PM   #5
Ginseng
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Chapter/Region: MAIC
Location: NoVa
Vehicle:
2002 WRB WRX Sedan
2011 Sky Blue Forester Pr

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the will to make mods
looking into my wallet
fades to turbo dreams

rain squirms under tires
beads repelled by the Rain-X
thunder or Stromung?

Bleccchhh. Hard to believe I am in fact a published poet. Best to stick to plastics!
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Old 09-21-2001, 03:24 PM   #6
Iowannaski
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Brighton, MA
Vehicle:
00 GM67
BRP me ASAP

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virtual machine
does not... screw this my brain hurts
i will not count to
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Old 09-21-2001, 04:15 PM   #7
Fish
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Chapter/Region: NESIC
Location: Nashua NH
Vehicle:
1987 GPZ-750 TURBO
90' MX-5/11' DGM STi Sdn

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week in the vineyard
same stuff, differnt location.
no longer single.
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Old 09-21-2001, 05:06 PM   #8
Slvrblt
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Chapter/Region: NESIC
Location: Warper of Young Minds
Vehicle:
2014 Focus ST
NESIC track Ho #35

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am I reading right?
fishguy has a woman, huh?
since when did this go

explain there fishy!!

speed safely

Brian
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Old 09-21-2001, 05:16 PM   #9
Subedave
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Location: pinned to my seat
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03 SVT Cobra
508rwhp 490rwtq

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swiched hands

Dave
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Old 09-21-2001, 05:17 PM   #10
RyanC
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Location: CT
Vehicle:
2011 135i
alpinweiss

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going to the track
praying for dry conditions
tires cry mercy
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Old 09-21-2001, 05:48 PM   #11
subarurabbit
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Location: Reading, MA
Vehicle:
2006 OBS SE
regal blue

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cat walking on chest
push helpless feline away
where is five iron?
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Old 09-21-2001, 05:55 PM   #12
re92
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Big balls, no brain

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for no real reason
am feeling irritated
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA
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Old 09-21-2001, 08:43 PM   #13
Slvrblt
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2014 Focus ST
NESIC track Ho #35

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dave

but that wouldn't really make a difference, just means he would be cheating

speed safely

Brian
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Old 09-21-2001, 08:46 PM   #14
Slvrblt
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Location: Warper of Young Minds
Vehicle:
2014 Focus ST
NESIC track Ho #35

Default

ok, have to put one up

amputee sex fiend
stump sex is all the rage now
sex me with your stump

underage dream girl
fifteen will get you twenty
this is our secret


leave it to me to turn a thread way too far that line- feel free to delete if you don't like- doesn't matter to me none

speed safely

Brian
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Old 09-21-2001, 09:25 PM   #15
jamz
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Chapter/Region: NESIC
Location: Portland MAINE
Vehicle:
2013 Black Company
Annalist

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Oh man, here we go straignt down the toilet....

brand new fetish type-
sneezing, what the hell is that?
for cryin out loud.
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Old 09-21-2001, 10:39 PM   #16
Naturally Aspirated
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: New Hampshire
Vehicle:
1997 Impreza OBS
Red

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Perverts make me sick
Slvrblt is a pervert that
is a sick loser


Mike
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Old 09-21-2001, 10:42 PM   #17
Naturally Aspirated
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: New Hampshire
Vehicle:
1997 Impreza OBS
Red

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Car rides my ass at
fifty so I toss drink out
the window at him



-Mike
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Old 09-22-2001, 12:15 AM   #18
rogue
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Chapter/Region: MAIC
Location: Sterling, VA
Vehicle:
100% Abuse

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colleague's new car
midnight five-speed turbo rex
my new bestest friend
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Old 09-22-2001, 12:15 PM   #19
Sean
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Chapter/Region: NESIC
Location: Trunkmonkey Racing
Vehicle:
762 PGT Impreza L,
Silverado EXT, Yaris

Default Haiku4u

Trunkmonkey Racing
Spending thousands of dollars
The wife is annoyed

Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone.
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ | sean@trunkmonkey.com
Automotive Reviews by Sean | What is a Trunkmonkey?
Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!
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Old 09-22-2001, 12:17 PM   #20
Sean
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Location: Trunkmonkey Racing
Vehicle:
762 PGT Impreza L,
Silverado EXT, Yaris

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Needed new tires
Pirelli Vizzolas suck
I love my Bridgestones

Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone.
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ | sean@trunkmonkey.com
Automotive Reviews by Sean | What is a Trunkmonkey?
Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!
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Old 09-22-2001, 12:18 PM   #21
Sean
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Location: Trunkmonkey Racing
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762 PGT Impreza L,
Silverado EXT, Yaris

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One haiku per post
I'm whoring all morning long
Kris will yell at me



Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone.
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ | sean@trunkmonkey.com
Automotive Reviews by Sean | What is a Trunkmonkey?
Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!
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Old 09-22-2001, 12:20 PM   #22
Sean
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Join Date: Nov 1999
Chapter/Region: NESIC
Location: Trunkmonkey Racing
Vehicle:
762 PGT Impreza L,
Silverado EXT, Yaris

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Mustang rev engine
Spin tires low traction rain
My lame car beat yours

Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone.
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ | sean@trunkmonkey.com
Automotive Reviews by Sean | What is a Trunkmonkey?
Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!
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Old 09-22-2001, 12:21 PM   #23
Sean
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Join Date: Nov 1999
Chapter/Region: NESIC
Location: Trunkmonkey Racing
Vehicle:
762 PGT Impreza L,
Silverado EXT, Yaris

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I don't have a job
We are in way too much debt
Why did I buy wheels?

Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone.
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ | sean@trunkmonkey.com
Automotive Reviews by Sean | What is a Trunkmonkey?
Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!
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Old 09-22-2001, 12:24 PM   #24
Sean
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Chapter/Region: NESIC
Location: Trunkmonkey Racing
Vehicle:
762 PGT Impreza L,
Silverado EXT, Yaris

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All your haiku are
Belong to us what is it?
You say? Set up us.

Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone.
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ | sean@trunkmonkey.com
Automotive Reviews by Sean | What is a Trunkmonkey?
Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!
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Old 09-22-2001, 12:25 PM   #25
Sean
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Chapter/Region: NESIC
Location: Trunkmonkey Racing
Vehicle:
762 PGT Impreza L,
Silverado EXT, Yaris

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My post count is lame
Raise average posts per day
Where is my penguin?

Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone.
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ | sean@trunkmonkey.com
Automotive Reviews by Sean | What is a Trunkmonkey?
Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!
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