Haiku Friday

Kha0S · 09-21-2001, 01:19 PM

Dumb minivan peeps
driving like complete morons
when the ground is wet.

Scooby all-wheel-drive
chattering power and speed
while under control.

webkris · 09-21-2001, 01:33 PM

Stupid car drivers
they think rain will equal death
I speed by quickly

Puddles all around
Especialy in downtown
Too deep for bimmer

I figured out how
to get people to whore post
more creatively

sp? - I know I'm missing L's and I's.

Kha0S · 09-21-2001, 02:18 PM

Three hundred and six
posts left to whore, but now it's
only three oh five.

Paid a bill today
for car insurance, and my
arse feels very sore.

Time to buy a toy,
ECM pod they call it,
no more speeding tix!

re92 · 09-21-2001, 02:42 PM

dilated pupils
make me squint like clint, i am
dirty and hairy

i would like to pen
some more but i have to pee
too much info right?

(PS: should we require references to nature)

Ginseng · 09-21-2001, 02:56 PM

the will to make mods
looking into my wallet
fades to turbo dreams

rain squirms under tires
beads repelled by the Rain-X
thunder or Stromung?

Bleccchhh. Hard to believe I am in fact a published poet. Best to stick to plastics!

Iowannaski · 09-21-2001, 03:24 PM

virtual machine
does not... screw this my brain hurts
i will not count to

Fish · 09-21-2001, 04:15 PM

week in the vineyard
same stuff, differnt location.
no longer single.

Slvrblt · 09-21-2001, 05:06 PM

am I reading right?
fishguy has a woman, huh?
since when did this go

explain there fishy!!

speed safely

Brian

Subedave · 09-21-2001, 05:16 PM

swiched hands

Dave

RyanC · 09-21-2001, 05:17 PM

going to the track
praying for dry conditions
tires cry mercy

subarurabbit · 09-21-2001, 05:48 PM

cat walking on chest
push helpless feline away
where is five iron?

re92 · 09-21-2001, 05:55 PM

for no real reason
am feeling irritated
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA

Slvrblt · 09-21-2001, 08:43 PM

dave

but that wouldn't really make a difference, just means he would be cheating

speed safely

Brian

Slvrblt · 09-21-2001, 08:46 PM

ok, have to put one up

amputee sex fiend
stump sex is all the rage now
sex me with your stump

underage dream girl
fifteen will get you twenty
this is our secret

leave it to me to turn a thread way too far that line- feel free to delete if you don't like- doesn't matter to me none

speed safely

Brian

jamz · 09-21-2001, 09:25 PM

Oh man, here we go straignt down the toilet....

brand new fetish type-
sneezing, what the hell is that?
for cryin out loud.

Naturally Aspirated · 09-21-2001, 10:39 PM

Perverts make me sick
Slvrblt is a pervert that
is a sick loser

Mike

Naturally Aspirated · 09-21-2001, 10:42 PM

Car rides my ass at
fifty so I toss drink out
the window at him

-Mike

rogue · 09-22-2001, 12:15 AM

colleague's new car
midnight five-speed turbo rex
my new bestest friend

Sean · 09-22-2001, 12:15 PM

Trunkmonkey Racing
Spending thousands of dollars
The wife is annoyed

Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone.
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ | sean@trunkmonkey.com
Automotive Reviews by Sean | What is a Trunkmonkey?
Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!

Sean · 09-22-2001, 12:17 PM

Needed new tires
Pirelli Vizzolas suck
I love my Bridgestones

Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone.
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ | sean@trunkmonkey.com
Automotive Reviews by Sean | What is a Trunkmonkey?
Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!

Sean · 09-22-2001, 12:18 PM

One haiku per post
I'm whoring all morning long
Kris will yell at me

Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone.
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ | sean@trunkmonkey.com
Automotive Reviews by Sean | What is a Trunkmonkey?
Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!

Sean · 09-22-2001, 12:20 PM

Mustang rev engine
Spin tires low traction rain
My lame car beat yours

Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone.
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ | sean@trunkmonkey.com
Automotive Reviews by Sean | What is a Trunkmonkey?
Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!

Sean · 09-22-2001, 12:21 PM

I don't have a job
We are in way too much debt
Why did I buy wheels?

Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone.
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ | sean@trunkmonkey.com
Automotive Reviews by Sean | What is a Trunkmonkey?
Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!

Sean · 09-22-2001, 12:24 PM

All your haiku are
Belong to us what is it?
You say? Set up us.

Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone.
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ | sean@trunkmonkey.com
Automotive Reviews by Sean | What is a Trunkmonkey?
Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!

Sean · 09-22-2001, 12:25 PM

My post count is lame
Raise average posts per day
Where is my penguin?

Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone.
http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ | sean@trunkmonkey.com
Automotive Reviews by Sean | What is a Trunkmonkey?
Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!

09-21-2001, 01:19 PM	#1
Kha0S Scooby Guru Member#: 8808 Join Date: Jul 2001 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Grantham, NH Vehicle: 2011 WRX (DGM 5D) 2002 WRX/2003 SVTF	Haiku Friday Dumb minivan peeps driving like complete morons when the ground is wet. Scooby all-wheel-drive chattering power and speed while under control.

09-22-2001, 12:15 PM	#19
Sean Scooby Guru Member#: 518 Join Date: Nov 1999 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Trunkmonkey Racing Vehicle: 762 PGT Impreza L, Silverado EXT, Yaris	Haiku4u Trunkmonkey Racing Spending thousands of dollars The wife is annoyed Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone. http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ \| sean@trunkmonkey.com Automotive Reviews by Sean \| What is a Trunkmonkey? Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!

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Sean Scooby Guru Member#: 518 Join Date: Nov 1999 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Trunkmonkey Racing Vehicle: 762 PGT Impreza L, Silverado EXT, Yaris	Mustang rev engine Spin tires low traction rain My lame car beat yours Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone. http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ \| sean@trunkmonkey.com Automotive Reviews by Sean \| What is a Trunkmonkey? Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!

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Sean Scooby Guru Member#: 518 Join Date: Nov 1999 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Trunkmonkey Racing Vehicle: 762 PGT Impreza L, Silverado EXT, Yaris	All your haiku are Belong to us what is it? You say? Set up us. Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone. http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ \| sean@trunkmonkey.com Automotive Reviews by Sean \| What is a Trunkmonkey? Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!

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Sean Scooby Guru Member#: 518 Join Date: Nov 1999 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Trunkmonkey Racing Vehicle: 762 PGT Impreza L, Silverado EXT, Yaris	My post count is lame Raise average posts per day Where is my penguin? Fear the Trunkmonkey. There is no cone. http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ \| sean@trunkmonkey.com Automotive Reviews by Sean \| What is a Trunkmonkey? Somebody set up us the WRX. All your rice are belong to us!