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Old 07-20-2007, 09:46 AM   #1
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hahaha yea right.


This got posted over on RS25. Its a pretty good read 11pages

http://www.redlineforums.com/forums/...8-350z-11.html

CN:Guy driving a saturn claims to race an evo and a 350Z on a crowded highway at 120mph. Hiliarity insues.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:56 AM   #2
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Jesus, just the 3 posts on that last page makes me want to round up all those people, glue them to their chairs, and make them sit through 2nd grade English class again.

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RIP English language
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:59 AM   #3
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This sounds so much like what Keith and Asinine write, its hilarious. This guy is 29 yrs old going on 14.
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I down shifted faster than he did so I got the jump. There was a lil bit of traffic so we were weaving in and out for quite some time at speeds between 90 and 120mph...but he never caught up. Now I think an Evo should smoke my fairly stock RL. But he never had the juice to catch up to me...even when the traffic mellowed out and he had a straight shot.

We were doing this for about 15 mins......when I got to Walnut Creek, a 350Z decided to join the mix. Again, weaving in and out of traffic.....Evo behind us both. Did this for another 10 mins till I hit my exit in Concord.....the 350Z was drafting me too and still couldn't catch up!!!! May have been an automatic....but couldn't tell.

Regardless....I SMOKED an Evo and a 350Z at the same time!!! They cost up to 2x what an RL does!! Damn I love my Saturn
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:00 AM   #4
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dude.. it's a saturn.. sooo hot right now. What a d-bag
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:04 AM   #5
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Oh boy.


Don't we have enought ass-hattery like this on NASIOC?
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:07 AM   #6
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Yeah, I'm not reading that. I assume he was racing, trying to kill people, while the other cars were just driving normally.
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:10 AM   #7
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You know your forum sucks when the n00b settings are 10 posts per page.
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:11 AM   #8
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Yeah, I'm not reading that. I assume he was racing, trying to kill people, while the other cars were just driving normally.
*ding ding din* we have a winnar
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:22 AM   #9
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What a dolt.

Where is darwin when you need him.
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:53 AM   #10
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Guys I totally walked on an Ion those things are maddd titeeeeee
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Old 07-20-2007, 12:56 PM   #11
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Somebody needs to tell the Saturn owner that the EVO and 350Z weren't racing.
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Old 07-20-2007, 12:59 PM   #12
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^^That made me
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Old 07-20-2007, 01:00 PM   #13
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"Regardless....I SMOKED an Evo and a 350Z at the same time!!! They cost up to 2x what an RL does!! Damn I love my Saturn "

Never in my life would I expect to hear that last sentence, that's hilarious.
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Old 07-20-2007, 01:18 PM   #14
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You know, I think I know what this guy smoked, and it sure wasn't a car.
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Old 07-20-2007, 01:20 PM   #15
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I think StuBeck's got a handle on it - the saturn was the only one racing.
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Old 07-20-2007, 01:22 PM   #16
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You know, I think I know what this guy smoked, and it sure wasn't a car.
Does it start with P and rhyme with pole?
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Old 07-20-2007, 01:24 PM   #17
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ok ok....don't act like you guys have never done that!!!! please!!!!! i just have the balls to admit it!!! if you really want to win and know your ride.....you go for it. this i know. if i'm a 29 yr old punk ass kid in your eyes still....i really don't care!!! I'm a full time single dad of 2 beautiful girls that I take care of on my own!! Hows that for being a punk ass?? and no that evo was trying.....right behind me the whole time!!! so don't say that guy was better than me for backing off because he wasn't! also i do go to the track....SCCA and Sears Point. I can drive the hinges off any car....I've been racing since I was 16. So don't tell me i don't know what I'm doing. Take your asses back to high school and make fun of some other guy......cuz I am NOT the one!!

and **** all you evo, honda, wrx havin rice racers......don't mention anything if you won't provide a link to back it up. just deal with it...i smoked him and thats that!!!!

oh and socalsilverRL.....**** YOU!!! you sell out!!!
Yup, sounds like a real winner.
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Old 07-20-2007, 01:25 PM   #18
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Yup, sounds like a real winner.
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I'm a full time single dad of 2 beautiful girls that I take care of on my own!! Hows that for being a punk ass??
Wow, so he's 29 and still doesn't know what a condom is?
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Old 07-20-2007, 01:26 PM   #19
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You know your forum sucks when the n00b settings are 10 posts per page.
Due to the huge signatures with mod lists that include "Duralast battery".


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Old 07-20-2007, 01:29 PM   #20
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Wow, so he's 29 and still doesn't know what a condom is?
I'm so glad my dad doesn't post online with the username containing "turd" in it.
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Old 07-20-2007, 01:29 PM   #21
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Yup, sounds like a real winner.
I'm pretty sure any guy that's "a full time single dad with 2 beautiful girls" is pretty much at the top of the d-bag, punk-ass scale for risking his life to race on the highway in his Saturn. Those kids have no parents if he kills himself on 680... IMO, driving like that is child endangerment whether they're in the car or not.
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Old 07-20-2007, 01:58 PM   #22
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"Regardless....I SMOKED an Evo and a 350Z at the same time!!! They cost up to 2x what an RL does!! Damn I love my Saturn "

Never in my life would I expect to hear that last sentence, that's hilarious.
Well in the past I would have agreed with you, HOWEVER the Sky Redline is hot and fast (300 hp 300 ft/lbs), I almost got one, but I liked the looks of the Solstice GXP better and both have the same engine and turbo.
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:01 PM   #23
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HOWEVER the Sky Redline is hot and fat (3000+ lbs),
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:07 PM   #24
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Well in the past I would have agreed with you, HOWEVER the Sky Redline is hot and fast (300 hp 300 ft/lbs), I almost got one, but I liked the looks of the Solstice GXP better and both have the same engine and turbo.
Its also not a Saturn.
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:37 PM   #25
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I'm sorry, reading that lot is like listening to mustang drivers brag about their straight liners and still get beaten by a 4 banger.. plus I hate saturns, with a passion.
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