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Old 10-22-2008, 09:37 PM   #4176
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need some help my tokyo friends
taking this japanese girl out this weekend for coffee and such near the roppongi area.
shes not into clubs and going out like that so i have no idea where to take her....
also, no starbucks.. any ideas?
into a karaoke joint where you idp here.
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Old 10-22-2008, 09:39 PM   #4177
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i love the grape calpis... zomg
im partial to that mango calpis.

but i cannot stand that premium calpis. its too thick. i tried it once and in my mind it seemed like i was drinking a bottle of jizz. needless to say i didnt finish it.
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Old 10-22-2008, 09:39 PM   #4178
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need some help my tokyo friends
taking this japanese girl out this weekend for coffee and such near the roppongi area.
shes not into clubs and going out like that so i have no idea where to take her....
also, no starbucks.. any ideas?
urban exploring
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Old 10-22-2008, 09:42 PM   #4179
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into a karaoke joint where you idp here.
i dont sing!
are there any good like jazz lounges and such around there?
just someplace to grab a coffee and talk

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urban exploring
wat
thats for afterwards, in my room
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Old 10-22-2008, 09:48 PM   #4180
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i dont sing!
are there any good like jazz lounges and such around there?
just someplace to grab a coffee and talk


wat
thats for afterwards, in my room
there isnt a billboard music lounge up there? just go to shibuya/or chinatown and drop into random places

no plan=the best plan

and TTIWWOP
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Old 10-22-2008, 09:50 PM   #4181
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there isnt a billboard music lounge up there? just go to shibuya/or chinatown and drop into random places

no plan=the best plan

and TTIWWOP
i will tittiwop this weekend

I have this strange feeling that I'm going to get told tonight or tomorrow that i have to leave for italy saturday

i will be very
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:02 PM   #4182
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:24 PM   #4183
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i dont sing!
are there any good like jazz lounges and such around there?
just someplace to grab a coffee and talk
silly gaijin, karaoke isnt an area for displaying singing prowess. its a socially accepted method for isolating you, your girl in a dark room for 1000yen/hour. open soft drink bar too.

as i am currently editing a paper for publishing, let me put this into a format which might suit your needs better.
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:26 PM   #4184
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taking this japanese girl out this weekend for coffee and such near the roppongi area.
shes not into clubs and going out like that so i have no idea where to take her....
Roppongi + no clubs eh? So you're taking a fish hater to an aquarium ...

Well, the Fujifilm photo exhibit thing at Tokyo Midtown can be a nice place to take a date -- conversation stimulating and free.
Then you can get her in a photo taking mood and tittiwop this thread.

I'm brilliant.
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:29 PM   #4185
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Funny!! I was thinking about the last time I went to TSA...and I was wondering what was the guy's screen name! And here he is! And I'm not in town AGAIN, I never left!
Werd. You married with Ethanlings yet?
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:31 PM   #4186
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Good morning...

and ttiwwop.
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:33 PM   #4187
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Hiroki's guide to easy coitus in Japan

abstract
a method has been developed for getting a man's penis wet without the typical and unimaginative ameriCANT bar-club-bar/repeat procedure . it has been seen through groundwork experimentation that this method succeeds with nearly 60-65% of performing coitus and 90-100% sm00ching depending on state of inebriation. subjects ranged from the 19-26 year category and are representative of the 'normal' girl subset.

Introduction
since antiquity, men have been trying to maximize their potential of getting laid whilst expending minimal effort. this movement has sprung since the renaissance period, when romeo had to kill many people and sing under that jailbait juillet's window. fast forward a few centuries and examine 1970's america. typical paradigm would be escort a young lady to a number of clubs and bars as the pathetic man would try to show his prowess by gyrating horribly to beegees, wind, earth and fire and other notable artists as featured on soul train. as being liberated from strict societal rules at the end of the vietnam war, this tactic worked considerably well. so well that it has become entrenched as the standard defacto SOP by many an american male. unfortunately, as it is now well into the 21st century, tales of such unscrupulous methods have rendered the average japanese female wary. it is also perceived by 'standard' japanese culture that a girl that goes clubbing, is a girl that is no good. therefore an alternative method of getting your penis wet is needed and it has been found.

this study has been conducted over an 18 month period from april 2007 to october 2008. it is still currently in execution but preliminary results have been found.


Materials and Methods
Materials
  • Girl - Aged 19-26. typical japanese female ranging from 6-9 on the ubiquitous 10 point scale. normalcy is defined as per the japanese standard. ie: not the raging sluts that hang around u.s. bases or foreigner bars. typically found in college clubs or libraries
  • Money - 5000 to 10000yen
  • Restaurant/Bars - preferably something very japanese to exhibit a false understanding of their culture. izakayas will suffice nicely
  • karaoke bar - typical chain karaoke will suffice. jankara or jumbo are an representative
  • love hotel - not entirely necessary but would be nice for round 2

Methodology
- meet with subject female
- priming, at said restaurant or bar, the girl should be thoroughly dazzled by your knowledge. talking is imperative. if you are english speaking, insert as many japanese words as possible. extra points are obtained if a japanese dialect is spoken. if like the author and an foreign-born japanese, speak english and dazzle the subject with your polyglot leetness
- during the priming stage, the female must be kept lush. amounts will vary but a standard of 1 drink per hour is advisable. too much leads to quick inebriation and too little is insufficient lubrication
- repeat. head to at least 2-3 bars/izakaya/cafes. venue must be changed.
- main. regardless of your state of drunkeness, mention you are drunk and wish to sing. head to your predesignated karaoke joint
- sing. the ice must be broken. song choice will vary from girl to girl but it must be a sappy love song. regardless of his contemporary fudgepacking tendencies, george michael seems to work very well. careless whisper is a song found on almost all karaoke machines and its smooth tones will make her smoother.
- ???
- profit. condoms may or may not be necessary
- round 2 at a love hotel if you are lucky for an all night session


Results
with over 20 females, it was observed that 11 were raging sluts that gave it up upon the first try. a further 3 were semi-whores who would willingly and ably perform oral activities. kissing was very common with 19 of the subjects willing.

Discussion
as these results might seem overly optimistic, an indepth analysis is needed. it was found through observation and consultation with peers that with japanese women, the battle is already half won if they agree and actually come out to meet. pre-screening is done well before that first date and is conducted via texts. therefore, expectations can already be set high up the first seemingly platonic date.

the izakaya/cafe is a setting which immediately puts the girl at ease. as it is a very familiar surrounding to the girl, addition of alcohol will lower inhibitions. it was also determined that over application of alcohol will result in poor sexual performance if it does happen or the girl recognizes her own state of inebriation and will return home. under application will not be sufficient to erase her timidness. that being said, one sober subject proved to be exceedingly raunchy. by the time of enclosure in the private karaoke room, it was already happening

the venue of the karaoke bar is to provide a sense of privacy while being in a very typical japanese setting. said girl has probably spent hundreds of hours with her girlfriends in a similar room so she will still feel comfortable. it was found that this was common amongst all subjects, and it should be noted that all subjects felt more at ease than at a table for 2 at an izakaya. singing provides a method for self mockery, in which by lowering your guard the subject feels more comfortable. kissing is easily obtained after 2-3 songs. unless a retarded utterance is spoken mentioning a subjects face, body or cat-shrieking voice, win should ensue.

Conclusions
it has been found that for japanese women who are reticent to clubs, that a karaoke room will suffice much better.

Acknowledgments and References
Hiroki Tada, Nasioc 2007-2008 experimental observations
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:36 PM   #4188
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omg, that's so spot on
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:38 PM   #4189
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^^^^

In my experience, if a girl agrees to a date she'll sleep with you on that date *shrug*
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omg i can't stop laughing, i may throw some fukuoka edits in there later
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:39 PM   #4191
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ok,

that was my creative output for the rest of the year. back to work
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:40 PM   #4192
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omg i can't stop laughing, i may throw some fukuoka edits in there later
narr dude!

j00 gotta write your own. if you edit, then it'll be a collaboration and i'd have to credit you as second author..
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:42 PM   #4193
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In my experience, if a girl agrees to a date she'll sleep with you on that date *shrug*
depends on where you meet them. if you meet them and they just happen to be with friends and they usually dont go out it will take a good date... though you still may get a handjerb out of the deal. but if you met her at a bar/club... yeah....game over
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:43 PM   #4194
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narr dude!

j00 gotta write your own. if you edit, then it'll be a collaboration and i'd have to credit you as second author..
im too lazy to write/type that much
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:45 PM   #4195
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^this.

when you're there it's like, "what? sing? we're supposed to sing in here?"

but also, if you CAN sing, more power to you.
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can you guys tell i am bored today?
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:46 PM   #4197
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can you guys tell i am bored today?
i'm bored too. this day is going by pretty slow.
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:59 PM   #4198
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Random photo!

Diving in Hawaii earlier this year, I'm on the left.


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i knew it!

youve been in japan too long. cant take pictures without throwing up the deuces.
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85 Epic

i own this bitch.
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