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Old 07-12-2009, 03:38 PM   #1826
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Dear sir in the nifty brand new BMW 335,

I realize you have places to be, but try to stay somewhat near the speed limit in my neighborhood. I was already going 35 (in a 25), so there was really no reason to try to illegally pass me. Excuse me for downshifting and moving to the middle of the road to prevent said pass. I hope you enjoyed driving 20mph until you turned off.

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Old 07-13-2009, 01:14 AM   #1827
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Dear Wrangler Driver,

First off, i am not sure what color your wrangler is. it's not green, but it's not yellow, it's somewhere in the middle. that really pissed me off. I noticed that you swerved and almost hit the guard rail on 202 (in PA) tonight around 1130pm... i didn't think much of it, until you almost hit the van in front of you and the guard rail 3 more times. look i hate the law as much as the next guy who gets profiled and pulled over all the time, but you left me no ****ing choice and i had to call the po-9 i was stuck following you 2 extra miles trying to get the cop your plates and risking my well being following your drunk ass through west chester. thankfully you lost me, but i hope they busted your ass. it's 11:30 on a ****ing sunday. don't be driving around my ****ing hood hammered. asshat.

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Old 07-13-2009, 06:27 PM   #1828
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Old 07-16-2009, 12:32 PM   #1829
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Dear douche bag who dumped Coca-Cola all over my EVO last night, Your a ****ing *******. I was in a public parking lot, in a single space, nothing remotely ******* like about my parking job, while at my Girlfriend's apartment. Why is it cool to mess with other people's things? You can **** off.
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Old 07-16-2009, 03:46 PM   #1830
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Dear everyone that used to disappear in my rear-view:

Yes, its nice to see you all again. No, my car is not broken. I got a ticket last week.

I know we see each other every day on our commute home, and I know we've figured out who to pass and who to stay behind. Stop burying your headlights in my rectum...I will be the one to pass for a while until this "new ticket smell" wears off
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Old 07-27-2009, 12:41 PM   #1831
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Dear Black Impreza base model:

I bet you think you're cool with your friend riding the ass of another Subaru with racing stripes at 2 AM in Carver. I thought you were the man while riding on my ass as we started going at the lights, I was a little let down when you backed off a little. I'm sure you were ready to race me even though we were behind a bus going the speed limit for a mile. It was a shame that you had to get right on my bumper again as the speed limit went from 40 to 30 and I just happened to have to slam on my brakes to make sure they were working, I will admit though, watched you fly into the wrong lane of traffic to avoid hitting me was a real joy to watch! Too bad you didn't ride my ass any more because we could have had a lot of fun.

Sincerely, The Red WRX that should have gotten a new trunk lid from your stupid driving


PS: the bus driver was laughing at you
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Old 08-01-2009, 01:19 AM   #1832
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dear charger driver
when i am waiting the 7 11 parking lot, along with a few friends, i just thought id let you know im not impressed with you coming in and out of the parking lot spinning your tires. although we did enjoy watching the mini spin the tires much better than you, and then watching you stall out not once but twice trying to redeem yourself.... real smooth.

sincerely, the guy who couldnt care less
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Old 08-01-2009, 07:12 PM   #1833
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Dear ******* in the old ass 4 runner,

look, you cut off my friend who was following me to the point of almost hitting him, and we just said whatever and let it slide. he got in front of me, then you proceeded to do the same exact thing to me, causing me to slam on my brakes. yes i laid on my hella's for about a minute straight. unfortunately you picked 2 people on walkie talkies to flick off and cut off. yes we may or may not have boxed you in a bit to chill you out from driving like a total ****tard, but that didn't warrant your **** ass girl in the front seat to throw something at my car, on i-95. i was about a second from stopping, pulling you out, and beating the living **** out of you, then setting fire to your POS toyota.

truely,
**** you.
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Old 08-02-2009, 02:38 PM   #1834
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Dear ******* in the old ass 4 runner,

look, you cut off my friend who was following me to the point of almost hitting him, and we just said whatever and let it slide. he got in front of me, then you proceeded to do the same exact thing to me, causing me to slam on my brakes. yes i laid on my hella's for about a minute straight. unfortunately you picked 2 people on walkie talkies to flick off and cut off. yes we may or may not have boxed you in a bit to chill you out from driving like a total ****tard, but that didn't warrant your **** ass girl in the front seat to throw something at my car, on i-95. i was about a second from stopping, pulling you out, and beating the living **** out of you, then setting fire to your POS toyota.

truely,
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i-95 massachusetts???

WELCOME HOMEE!!!!
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Old 08-02-2009, 03:11 PM   #1835
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Dear Mr. Gaudy Yellow Hummer H2 Driver,

While I'm really very sorry to hear about the utterly insignifigant size of your genitals and the fact that you had to spend $40k on a pimped out Tahoe to compensate, I feel that this does not give you the right to ride my bumper down the highway, blaring your horn at me and flashing your high beams while I'm already passing slow traffic at 10 over the speed limit. It's really quite distracting and I'd like to respectfully request that you refrain from doing so in the future. As I'm sure you noticed, as soon as I cleared the slow traffic, I resumed my position in the right lane and allowed you to pass. I feel it was quite immature of you to flip me the finger as you passed. When I moved over into the left lane in front of you, you were several hundred feet back, so it's not like I cut you off. I merely slowed your 90 mph gas wasting spree down to about 75 for a short time. I hope that telling me off made you feel better. Sadly, it won't last. Next time you go to the bathroom, you'll look down and just start crying all over again.

Sincerely,
The Driver of the WRB WRX Wagon on 91 Soutbound on Friday.
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Old 08-02-2009, 05:18 PM   #1836
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WELCOME HOMEE!!!!
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Old 08-02-2009, 05:37 PM   #1837
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Old 08-03-2009, 10:55 AM   #1838
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Dear PT Cruiser,

Thanks for backing in until you were 2 inches from my front bumper.

Dear Subaru,

Thanks for pulling as close as possible (3 inches) so you were only parked in 1/4 of the driveway behind you and not 1/2.



(I waited 15 minutes and the Subaru guy showed up - no words exchanged but left a note on the PT Cruiser)
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Old 08-03-2009, 01:06 PM   #1839
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^i literally would have rolled the PT cruiser.
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Old 08-03-2009, 11:02 PM   #1840
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Dear Volvo Station wagon....

I understand that when someone hits their gas a little bit that you would immediately think "street race". But when that same person has their interior light on and not paying any attention to you kinda tells you something.

you were:
In the mood. ready to prove something.

I was:
trying to figure out why my sport shift had a hard shift between 1 and 2.


the story goes. I held my brake (as most automatics do at a light) and reved a bit in 1'st and 2'nd. everything checked out ok. Started out in first the light before with a hard shift. this light I started out in 2nd.....

I could see out of the corner of my eye as you told your "girlfriend?" to put her seat belt on.

Im sure you felt very proud of your self that you "beat" me by one car length. especialy since I started out in 2nd gear in a 2.5i..... wow. your 2.5turbo must have been working in over time for that one.

Street racing is nothing more than a fools game. iut puts my life, your life and everyone elses life around us at risk. you gain nothing but a pat on your back...by your self.

If you want to prove something take it to the track or the dirt....

idiot.

sincerely, mid 20's driver with the lowest insurance rate.
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:54 AM   #1841
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Dear seagulls,

I will have my revenge.................
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:50 PM   #1842
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Deer Bambi,

You were on the left side of the road doing i don't know what at 2:30 last night, i came around the bend on the right side of the road minding my own business. i honked to say hello, which prompted you to run across the road into my lane (??) then run parallel with the road as if you are faster than my WRX. Don't you read car and driver? guess not. well i guess you decided to "lay the bike out" because falling down was a stupid ****ing choice. swerve, downshift, brake, hit your head with the front right of my bumper. you survived. i hate you. now i have a hole full of deer hair next to my fog light. go get hit by a mac truck.

Dear New Castle county police,

when i call you at 2:30 in the morning for a police report, that probably means i'm tired. thanks for making me wait until 3:45 and not ****ing coming, but calling me to say that you "had a lot going on". it was a ****ing monday night in the summer, there was nothing going on. you guys are a ****ing joke.

From,

Just woke up.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:18 PM   #1843
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i have a hole full of deer hair
i'm sure you found some way to pass the time while waiting for the police
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:22 PM   #1844
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Dear black f-250 diesel with the lead foot,
I'm sorry that when it came time for the lanes to merge you had to slam on your brakes because of the parked cars on the side of the road would not let you pass me. Then for following behind me so close so that the traffic in front of me would move faster, and that when we came to the stop sign that everyone else was just blowing though, I obeyed the law and stopped causing you to come with in inches of hitting me and blowing your horn at me. But it was nice of you that when it changed into two lanes again you had the time to drive up next to me and tell me a thing or two through your tinted window that was a quarter the way down and through mine as well that were all the way up because it was raining.
- the silver wagon.
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Old 08-04-2009, 05:03 PM   #1845
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i'm sure you found some way to pass the time while waiting for the police
yep watched "the white album" on my in dash DVD player
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Old 08-04-2009, 05:16 PM   #1846
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i was referring to the fury hole, you boob
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Old 08-04-2009, 05:51 PM   #1847
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i was ignoring your fantasy
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Old 08-11-2009, 01:03 AM   #1848
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Dear *****, Teenage Subaru Edition!

Dear teenager in the mid 90's Outback wagon,

You need to give your car a tune-up or something. I know this because every one of the six times you floored it in front of me last Friday while I was on my way to get my lunch from work, I had to taste your crap oily stinky exhaust. I have no clue what you were trying to do there.

Dear teens in mom's silver 05-ish Subaru Forester XS on 95N tonight,

Thanks for driving like a complete asshat, and almost hitting me as you cut me off with no directional. I hope you liked the barrage of light from my high beams. Also, on behalf of all the others you almost killed tonight, do us all a favor and cancel yourself into a brick wall please.

Sincerely,
The guy who thinks new drivers need both driving courtesy training and a year of intensive driving instruction.
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Old 08-11-2009, 02:23 AM   #1849
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to the last poster. BRAVO! these guys are absolute idiots on the roads. Keep the speed to the track and the dirt. Anyone can drive a car but a real driver knows how to control their car in any condition. I am sick of people who think slamming on the gas is racing!

My friend gave me a speech about driving and racing blah blah blah. I took him to a private sand pit and asked him to show me how to "drive". Reminded me of that scene from the movies "CARS" on the dirt track. kinda funny actually. He got behind my legacy and all he did was fish tail ever corner in an out of control maneuver of sorts...glad I could show him a thing or two....or three....
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Old 08-11-2009, 09:33 AM   #1850
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Dear white EG civic,

its almost ironic that i just happened to have this run in with you, as im considering buying an EG as a toy. Your ebay tailights, exhaust that was hanging by a wire, and awesome rust paint job has me a little eeerked.

But i must say, all those things i can fix, what i CANT fix, is your douchebaggery. I saw you in my rearview mirror, i get it, i have an exhaust, you have an exhaust, must mean we want to race.

You passed me, it happened so fast i almost missed it, or was it the fact that you were swerving in and out of lanes without using your blinkers?? I dont know,

What i do know thou, is that while i continued to cruise down rt9 you kept hitting traffic and never made enough headway to lose me. It must have been a real slap in the face when we got to a redlight and my car in the slow lane actually moved faster than your lane.

Sincerely,
the guy that just had a Homewrecker at moes and felt like death, but you amused me
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