Funniest phrases/questions you've heard about your Subie

[nairbmik]

Originally Posted by testify

Idiots calling my car a "sports car"


By definition any car with four doors is not a sports car......but hey, people are ignorant.

Although coupes make up the majority of cars that fall under the "sports car" category, there are plenty of 4 doors that do too

[curiousfish]

Originally Posted by nairbmik

Although coupes make up the majority of cars that fall under the "sports car" category, there are plenty of 4 doors that do too

it's unfortunate that ppl have that "2 door is a 100% sports car" mentality.... Civic, Focus, Camry Solara, Accord, tC (just to name a few)

[Nimbus09]

Originally Posted by Nimbus09

yeah, i got railed on by her a couple of pages back for doing it. what i said was nothing compared to some of the stuff in that stephanie french thread...

mmmm, stephanie french

edit: i think the responses that followed her post coupled with the unclear joking nature of this one caused some confusion. didn't mean to sound like i was dissing wrxgirl08.

just to be clear, if anyone cares.

oh yeah, 4dr sports car =nissan maxima. or so they claim.

[Almost]

"nice wing"
"vtec?"
"do a burn-out"

[Nick-subiefan]

I picked up a buddy of mine and he was with his friend.
As soon as we got into the car his friend asks me: " Is this a big V8? "
I did not know how to react without making him feel stupid.
He was really shocked to find out that it is only 2.0L 4 cylinders

[spike93]

Originally Posted by curiousfish

it's unfortunate that ppl have that "2 door is a 100% sports car" mentality.... Civic, Focus, Camry Solara, Accord, tC (just to name a few)

I thought the insurance company rated the catergory of a car by its horsepower. Except like SUVS. I could be incorrect but just chiming in.

THis guy told me his cobalt SS (the new 2.0T) could do a 0-60 in 3.5 seconds.

[testify]

Originally Posted by nairbmik

Although coupes make up the majority of cars that fall under the "sports car" category, there are plenty of 4 doors that do too

Sport Car
Sport Coupe
Sport Sedan

[Byzantium]

Originally Posted by nairbmik

Although coupes make up the majority of cars that fall under the "sports car" category, there are plenty of 4 doors that do too

This is absolutely false. All sports cars are 2 door. Not all 2-doors are sports cars, and absolutely no 4-doors are sports cars.

[AWDshenanigans]

Originally Posted by Byzantium

This is absolutely false. All sports cars are 2 door. Not all 2-doors are sports cars, and absolutely no 4-doors are sports cars.

webster>byzantium

[blernin41]

chasing rabbits is fun!

[snook07wrx]

^^ha ha,,, agreed, I think he and i were in the same logic class, but it doesn't work when you make up the definitions...
anyway to not completely waste more time in this thread...

my friends fiance keeps telling me she'll beat me in her vw beetle. she's one of those i'm always right and know everything type of womem (like the one Richbmxer87 was talking about) I thought she was joking at first, but no she knows she'll win... ehh ohwell...

[AWDshenanigans]

Originally Posted by snook07wrx

^^ha ha,,, agreed, I think he and i were in the same logic class, but it doesn't work when you make up the definitions...
anyway to not completely waste more time in this thread...

my friends fiance keeps telling me she'll beat me in her vw beetle. she's one of those i'm always right and know everything type of womem (like the one Richbmxer87 was talking about) I thought she was joking at first, but no she knows she'll win... ehh ohwell...

my friends girl thinks her stock golf would "keep up with" his 850 WHP mustang

[mostasz]

Originally Posted by AWDshenanigans

my friends girl thinks her stock golf would "keep up with" his 850 WHP mustang

Wouldn't it?

[nairbmik]

Originally Posted by Byzantium

This is absolutely false. All sports cars are 2 door. Not all 2-doors are sports cars, and absolutely no 4-doors are sports cars.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not ...

What I meant was that in the sports car category, most of the cars ARE coupes. IE Viper, Ferrari, Lambo, etc, NOT cars like the Civic, Accord, etc. However, you can't say that there are absolutely NO 4 door cars that are sports cars. Cars that come to mind are the Porsche Panamera, Lambo Espada, perhaps even the Nissan Skyline R33.

Ignorance is bliss, I guess...

[veener79]

Originally Posted by nairbmik

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not ...

What I meant was that in the sports car category, most of the cars ARE coupes. IE Viper, Ferrari, Lambo, etc, NOT cars like the Civic, Accord, etc. However, you can't say that there are absolutely NO 4 door cars that are sports cars. Cars that come to mind are the Porsche Panamera, Lambo Espada, perhaps even the Nissan Skyline R33.

Ignorance is bliss, I guess...

I just like that insurance is cheaper for a 4 dorr then a 2 door. Back when I was in college insurance was a lot more for a 2 door Grand AM then the 4 door I went with.

[spike93]

Originally Posted by veener79

I just like that insurance is cheaper for a 4 dorr then a 2 door. Back when I was in college insurance was a lot more for a 2 door Grand AM then the 4 door I went with.

So are are cars qualified as sport sedans? ANd yes i know its OT.

[AWDshenanigans]

Originally Posted by nairbmik

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not ...

What I meant was that in the sports car category, most of the cars ARE coupes. IE Viper, Ferrari, Lambo, etc, NOT cars like the Civic, Accord, etc. However, you can't say that there are absolutely NO 4 door cars that are sports cars. Cars that come to mind are the Porsche Panamera, Lambo Espada, perhaps even the Nissan Skyline R33.

Ignorance is bliss, I guess...

he's not. byzantium is to unabomber (or uncle scotty) what vtec is to turbo. all of the pep but nothing to back it up with.

[misfitracer25]

the definition of sports car is vague its stupid. what does it really matter anyway? Call it what you will Dont care. I also must add if your car is debadged its not funny when your clueless girlfriend calls it a nissan.

[legizzle]

The people who ask questions like some of these morons need to killed.

[2002Dubx]

Originally Posted by legizzle

The people who ask questions like some of these morons need to killed.

[el brando]

Today walking up to a resturant, this little boy runs out and yells, "daddy I want this car!" and hugs the front fender of my car. I just did a full detail on it and I didnt even care about his grubby little hands on my car, it was so funny.

[JLAG]

What did dad say?