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Old 10-21-2009, 03:53 PM   #1626
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<JGard> I eat out your mom every weekend
<GTF> you must have strong teeth, her skin is like a wild boar....
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:47 PM   #1627
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[14:36] <GTF> georgethefierce@XYZ.com has forwarded you this craigslist.org posting.
[14:36] <GTF> how did I just forward a craigslist posting to myself?
[14:37] <GTF> http://nwct.craigslist.org/mcy/1430837112.html
[14:39] <subrew> gtf: i bet jvag has your gmail password
[14:39] <GTF> i am chatting with her
[14:39] <GTF> she did not send it
[14:40] * thug whistles
[14:40] <GTF> haha
[14:41] <GTF> how do you do that?
[14:41] <thug> you use this thing called the 'keyboard'
[14:41] <thug> and you 'type' in that email address
[14:41] <thug> http://nh.craigslist.org/email.frien...gID=1386452211
[14:41] <GTF> it says it is forwarded from my address
[14:41] <thug> BTW i didnt send the first one
[14:41] <GTF> computers aer hard
[14:42] <GTF> i tittered at the last one thank you


And the link I sent him for those playing at home: http://nh.craigslist.org/mat/1386452211.html
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Old 10-26-2009, 04:43 PM   #1628
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[16:37] JGard: said I move well and he thought I had done it before...even though I could have sworn he knew I hadn't
[16:37] thug: nice
[16:37] JGard: I still get concerned about hurting the other guy
[16:38] JGard: so I go kinda weaksauce sometimes
[16:38] JGard: and thus can't do the moves right
[16:38] JGard: but I'm figuring it out
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Old 10-26-2009, 04:46 PM   #1629
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[16:45] mattk: ug. there's a funny penny arcade strip that compares MMA to 20 minutes of sweaty dick punching. so, of course i googled sweaty dick punching
[16:45] *** thug has left #nesic.
[16:45] mattk: because I am retarded
[16:45] JGard: haha
[16:45] JGard: yeah
[16:45] JGard: that's not too bright
[16:45] mattk: newp
[16:45] JGard: I hope it worked out well for you, though
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Old 10-26-2009, 07:19 PM   #1630
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Old 10-28-2009, 03:57 PM   #1631
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[15:53] <JGard> Molly's soccer got cancelled tonight
[15:53] <JGard> that's going to seriously cut into my xbox time
[15:53] <JGard> but she's playing tomorrow
[15:53] <GTF> **** it, play anyway
[15:53] <GTF> she a big girl and can keep herself busy
[15:54] <JGard> oh I will
[15:54] <JGard> just not as long
[15:54] <GTF> put some oprah on
[15:54] <GTF> bitches can't resist that ****
[15:54] <JGard> after two hours she bugged me asking if I was almost done
[15:54] <JGard> so I stopped playing
[15:54] <GTF> say no
[15:54] <JGard> and we just kept sitting on the couch and watched tv
[15:54] <GTF> problem solved
[15:54] <thug> haha
[15:54] <JGard> I was :|
[15:54] <GTF> you *****!
[15:54] <JGard> srsly
[15:54] <GTF> we have a saying in my house
[15:54] <JGard> I tried to explain to her today
[15:54] <JGard> this is my new shiny toy
[15:54] <GTF> "i do what I want"
[15:54] <JGard> ha
[15:54] <GTF> cept jvag been giving it back to me lately
[15:55] <JGard> see?
[15:55] <JGard> it's not as easy as you think
[15:55] <JGard> once you start caring, you ****ed
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Old 10-28-2009, 04:11 PM   #1632
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<GTF> it just has to be dumb enough for her to shake her head and roll over and leave you the **** alone
<JGard> I'm sure you've mastered that
<GTF> it is my A game
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:37 AM   #1633
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[09:29] *** coop_ [coop@=5yr-67-154-75-648.hsd1.nh.comcast.net] has joined #nesic
[09:29] *** fish left #nesic []
[09:30] <santa> nice
[09:30] <santa> only one Helbling allowed in here at a time
[09:30] *** fish [fish@=sDtly6.imprivata.com] has joined #nesic
[09:31] *** coop [coop@=d3x-34-79-430-236.hsd1.nh.comcast.net] has quit [Ping Timeout]
[09:31] <GTF> ha
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:25 AM   #1634
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wtf - its now blocked in china!

I love china - i love communism - i love the goberment here - they are the best!

(can i have my irc back now?)
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Old 11-13-2009, 04:22 PM   #1635
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[16:16] <mattk> be careful not to turn right out of the drivway. youll nevver get home
[16:16] <GTF> dude, it DOES not like to turn right
[16:16] <GTF> i have to turn right to get it in the driveway
[16:17] <GTF> it's like wrestling jgard's mom in jello
[16:17] <mattk> awesome, but at teh same time really profoundly disturbing?
[16:17] <jgard> takes you 2 seconds?
[16:18] <GTF> ha
[16:18] <GTF> to both
[16:18] <GTF> i was going for dangerous
[16:19] <jgard> a better metaphor would have been saying it's like trying to pull gtf away from you when you've used peanut butter
[16:19] <mattk> heartbreaking?
[16:19] <jgard> ha!
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:34 PM   #1636
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[13:32] paultg: i love b=\robert patti
[13:32] paultg: nson
[13:32] paultg: that was a tough fight with heather at the keybooard
[13:32] fish: funny thing is
[13:32] fish: you appear to have lost
[13:32] fish: paul = 0 / heather = 1
[13:33] paultg: heatyher is obviosly stronger
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Old 12-02-2009, 02:42 PM   #1637
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[14:40] <GTF> i'm a gay cowboy that likes to hit stuff
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Old 12-16-2009, 11:58 AM   #1638
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<dubbz> wait
<dubbz> joe switched teams?
<GTF> yep dubbz, now he's a strait vampire
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Old 12-21-2009, 08:58 PM   #1639
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[14:44] thug: just got my first holiday gift basket from a vendor
[14:44] fish: that one is old tho, the FB post
[14:44] thug: the box is 3' x 1' x 1'
[14:46] GTF: remind you of jgard's mom?
[14:49] GTF: get it
[14:49] GTF: it's a large box
[14:49] subrew: haha
[14:49] thug: nice
[14:49] thug: just opened it
[14:49] thug: this basket is obscene
[14:49] GTF: and jgard's mom....has....a......excessively sized.......vagina
[14:50] subrew: gtf: baseball is a game played with a stick and a ball
[14:50] GTF: tell me more
[14:51] JGard_: gtf
[14:51] JGard_: when word has a leading vowel
[14:51] JGard_: you use an
[14:51] JGard_: when leads with constanant, you then use a
[14:51] JGard_: ps, you're a turd
[14:51] GTF: well your mom still has a HUGE ****!
[14:51] JGard_: ha
[14:52] JGard_: touche!
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:48 PM   #1640
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[14:44] thug: just got my first holiday gift basket from a vendor
[14:44] fish: that one is old tho, the FB post
[14:44] thug: the box is 3' x 1' x 1'
[14:46] GTF: remind you of jgard's mom?
[14:49] GTF: get it
[14:49] GTF: it's a large box
[14:49] subrew: haha
[14:49] thug: nice
[14:49] thug: just opened it
[14:49] thug: this basket is obscene
[14:49] GTF: and jgard's mom....has....a......excessively sized.......vagina
[14:50] subrew: gtf: baseball is a game played with a stick and a ball
[14:50] GTF: tell me more
[14:51] JGard_: gtf
[14:51] JGard_: when word has a leading vowel
[14:51] JGard_: you use an
[14:51] JGard_: when leads with constanant, you then use a
[14:51] JGard_: ps, you're a turd
[14:51] GTF: well your mom still has a HUGE ****!
[14:51] JGard_: ha
[14:52] JGard_: touche!


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Old 12-22-2009, 02:38 PM   #1641
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Quote:
when leads with constanant, you then use a
Use a... dangling participle?
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Old 12-22-2009, 02:56 PM   #1642
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doh. Consonant. You know the last time I've said/typed that word? Pretty sure it was like 20 years ago.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:13 PM   #1643
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<dubbz> wait
<dubbz> joe switched teams?
<GTF> yep dubbz, now he's a strait vampire
What's a strait vampire??
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Old 12-28-2009, 12:54 PM   #1644
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<subrew> subframe for a miata
<subrew> for mounting a VW TDi
<GTF> wat
<mattk> uh
<GTF> that is retarded
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Old 12-28-2009, 01:42 PM   #1645
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<subrew> i wiped out a few times trying to ride through your mom's pubes
<kz> I'm leery of doing it alone
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Old 01-11-2010, 03:42 PM   #1646
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<GTF> i stay up nights thinking about what thug wants to do to my poor mom
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Old 01-13-2010, 05:12 PM   #1647
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<subrew> i've driven a previous pilot, and two ridgelines
<@Jer> and then
<@Jer> subrew, thumbs up?
<@Jer> down
<@Jer> sideways
<@Jer> up the bum?
*** Jer has quit IRC: QUIT: Leaving
<subrew> that left him hanging
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Old 01-14-2010, 10:45 AM   #1648
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big lulz and wow

<GTF> you aren't man enough to play soccer
<GTF> and I can't believe I typed that
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Old 01-14-2010, 05:02 PM   #1649
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<JGard> santa and I are engaged

also

<JGard> although I do wish I had a tongue the length of Gene Simmons'
<JGard> but I made due
<JGard> only got a little sauce on my chin/cheeks/nose

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Old 01-20-2010, 02:17 PM   #1650
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nwidtfeldt: <Slvrblt> and today's random question to entertain everyone: If you could claim you wrote any book- what would it be?
<fish> kama sutra
<thug> bible
<Slvrblt> I already have mine and thug just said it
<JGard> The toran
<thug> wait
<fish> koran?
<thug> the Toran?
<thug> wow
<bluedominion> yeah, wtf is the toran?
<Slvrblt> either that or the Tora
<mattk> ha
<Slvrblt> or is it torah?
<thug> Torah and Koran
<JGard> tora
<JGard> koran
<thug> 2 different books, 2 different religions
<JGard> I write them both
<JGard> merge into one book
<JGard> new religion
<JGard> listen
<Slvrblt> way to go- jamma loses at religion
<JGard> any religion that hates Jesus isn't worth knowing
<Slvrblt> this is like that scene from Forgetting Sarah silverman
<JGard> that's all I have to say about that
<JGard> honestly I couldn't remember
<JGard> I thought it was Tora
<JGard> but I thought that would be wrong
<JGard> so I wrote Toran
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