Dear Neon Driver - Page 124

gomes5 · 05-26-2012, 09:44 PM

Dear amazing driver that somehow hit my car that was parked away from everyone thanks for leaving the scene

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Smokin' Joe · 05-26-2012, 10:32 PM

Dear everyone who drives a Land Rover: **** YOU!!

TheFirstScion · 05-27-2012, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by gomes5

Dear amazing driver that somehow hit my car that was parked away from everyone thanks for leaving the scene

That sucks dude :-(

Do you need a body shop?

gomes5 · 05-27-2012, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TheFirstScion

That sucks dude :-(

Do you need a body shop?

Possibly. I work in Marblehead and the worst part is I probably got hit by a Bentley or Ferrari

TheFirstScion · 05-27-2012, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by gomes5

Possibly. I work in Marblehead and the worst part is I probably got hit by a Bentley or Ferrari

Haha no probably a soccer mom in a land rover. That's what all the people who ride horses at my house have. And they're like all from mablehead.

Mikes Custom Autobody in Peabody is really good.

The Ira collision center is GARBAGE.

jonnycakez · 06-01-2012, 03:40 PM

Dear dark purple ford wind star driver,

I know it's difficult to drive and to light your cigarette on the Milford on-ramp at 495 with your 3 kids in car seats in the back, but you didn't have to jump across 2 lanes to cut me off in the middle lane and proceed to brake job me.

I'm sure your kids all have a great vocabulary because the things you decided to yell out the window at me when I passed you were sure friendly.

Love,

2008 DGM WRX with RA flippy flappies

mattyfal · 06-01-2012, 04:03 PM

Dear everyone from my driveway to where I work. WTF IT'S FRIDAY SIMMAH DOWN!

That is all.

easterbran · 06-02-2012, 01:27 AM

Dear white Trans-Am,

Thanks for revving at me repeatedly trying to urge me to race you during rush hour on a two lane road. It was also pretty cool how you didn't notice me braking and completely flew through that red light and almost took out that van. Would hate to see what would've happened if that lady in the van didn't slam on the brakes. Grow up.

Sincerely,
The black car with the wing

ShutterBC · 06-05-2012, 11:13 AM

Dear Ford Taurus driver,
Beeping your horn at me will not make me enter the parking garage any faster unless you would like to run over several pedestrians. Get over yourself, please.

WRX Smokescreen · 06-05-2012, 01:34 PM

Dear Mass Holes behind me at a red light.
Incessantly honking at me doesn't help, and doesn't prevent stalling.
I haven't driven a 5 speed in over 20 years, and that was a FIAT.

GFY! :-)

XplicitRacingDesign · 06-05-2012, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WRX Smokescreen

Dear Mass Holes behind me at a red light.
Incessantly honking at me doesn't help, and doesn't prevent stalling.
I haven't driven a 5 speed in over 20 years, and that was a FIAT.

GFY! :-)

Sorry, but someone on a Subaru forum (that consists of i would assume mostly 5 and 6 speed cars) that hasn't driven a car with a manual transmission in over 20 years?? I would have beeped at you too

XplicitRacingDesign · 06-05-2012, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShutterBC

Dear Ford Taurus driver,
Beeping your horn at me will not make me enter the parking garage any faster unless you would like to run over several pedestrians. Get over yourself, please.

Whenever someone does that to me, i go even slower.

katsimbris · 06-05-2012, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by XplicitRacingDesign

Whenever someone does that to me, i go even slower.

It's probably better/safer. I bet most accidents happen because someone is trying to be too demurring, and make way for the aggressor, and then they themselves get into an accident.

Mike K

Jmhm17 · 06-08-2012, 09:32 PM

Dear f@%k tard driving mommys explorer.

You see me walk out of wendys to my car.. you pull out of the drive thru and right next to me, so close i can barley open my door. I manage to squeeze in to my car mumbling "douce bag" under my breath. As i back out you ask, "did you just hit my car?".. Seriously?? I held back from ripping this 17 yearold a new ass in front of his girlfriends. And reply "no i did not hit your car, my car is way better than yours, why would i hit your car???" he replys.. "you hit my car" and i said no and took off.

If it wasnt for my gf i almost turned back and ****ed this kid up, he pissed me off so much! How can he wip into a spot he sees me walking to. I mean he almost ran my feet over, then get out of his car and accuse me of sh!!t?? I was the only car parked in the lot btw..

I still wana drive around tonight and find him and end his life.. But typing about it helps ease the anger lol

wawawrx · 06-08-2012, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jmhm17

Dear f@%k tard driving mommys explorer.

You see me walk out of wendys to my car.. you pull out of the drive thru and right next to me, so close i can barley open my door. I manage to squeeze in to my car mumbling "douce bag" under my breath. As i back out you ask, "did you just hit my car?".. Seriously?? I held back from ripping this 17 yearold a new ass in front of his girlfriends. And reply "no i did not hit your car, my car is way better than yours, why would i hit your car???" he replys.. "you hit my car" and i said no and took off.

If it wasnt for my gf i almost turned back and ****ed this kid up, he pissed me off so much! How can he wip into a spot he sees me walking to. I mean he almost ran my feet over, then get out of his car and accuse me of sh!!t?? I was the only car parked in the lot btw..

I still wana drive around tonight and find him and end his life.. But typing about it helps ease the anger lol

I think you might be *slightly* overreacting

DDScooby · 06-08-2012, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jmhm17

Dear f@%k tard driving mommys explorer.

You see me walk out of wendys to my car.. you pull out of the drive thru and right next to me, so close i can barley open my door. I manage to squeeze in to my car mumbling "douce bag" under my breath. As i back out you ask, "did you just hit my car?".. Seriously?? I held back from ripping this 17 yearold a new ass in front of his girlfriends. And reply "no i did not hit your car, my car is way better than yours, why would i hit your car???" he replys.. "you hit my car" and i said no and took off.

If it wasnt for my gf i almost turned back and ****ed this kid up, he pissed me off so much! How can he wip into a spot he sees me walking to. I mean he almost ran my feet over, then get out of his car and accuse me of sh!!t?? I was the only car parked in the lot btw..

I still wana drive around tonight and find him and end his life.. But typing about it helps ease the anger lol

NASIOC -Chicken Soup for Road Rage. lol

Tyranosaurus Wrx · 06-08-2012, 10:07 PM

Dear mustang driver with the exhaust leak,

Thank you for riding my bumper, flashing your lights, and revving your engine when I wouldnt speed up to let you pass. It really amused me to see you absentmindedly fly past once there was room. Did you not notice the police car behind you? You really made my day.

Warmest regards,

laughing driver

P.s. I hope you enjoyed your ticket

easterbran · 06-08-2012, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jmhm17

Dear f@%k tard driving mommys explorer.

You see me walk out of wendys to my car.. you pull out of the drive thru and right next to me, so close i can barley open my door. I manage to squeeze in to my car mumbling "douce bag" under my breath. As i back out you ask, "did you just hit my car?".. Seriously?? I held back from ripping this 17 yearold a new ass in front of his girlfriends. And reply "no i did not hit your car, my car is way better than yours, why would i hit your car???" he replys.. "you hit my car" and i said no and took off.

If it wasnt for my gf i almost turned back and ****ed this kid up, he pissed me off so much! How can he wip into a spot he sees me walking to. I mean he almost ran my feet over, then get out of his car and accuse me of sh!!t?? I was the only car parked in the lot btw..

I still wana drive around tonight and find him and end his life.. But typing about it helps ease the anger lol

Should've given him a face full of Hellas as you left.

Jmhm17 · 06-08-2012, 10:53 PM

Lol Much better now.. Weed helps

Seask · 06-08-2012, 11:24 PM

mipreza

Seask · 06-08-2012, 11:25 PM

whoru

Seask · 06-08-2012, 11:29 PM

Dear 2012 Subaru mipreza Owner Bus,

idk you who are, but your a ass hole for your 2012 mipreza bus close to trash. I close park to walk not far, then you hit my mom car new, big scrutch. Than drive you away from cident. N E INFO PM MEH pLs!

easterbran · 06-08-2012, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seask

Dear 2012 Subaru mipreza Owner Bus,

idk you who are, but your a ass hole for your 2012 mipreza bus close to trash. I close park to walk not far, then you hit my mom car new, big scrutch. Than drive you away from cident. N E INFO PM MEH pLs!

Good grammar, bro.

wawawrx · 06-09-2012, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jmhm17

Lol Much better now.. Weed helps

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seask

mipreza

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seask

whoru

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seask

Dear 2012 Subaru mipreza Owner Bus,

idk you who are, but your a ass hole for your 2012 mipreza bus close to trash. I close park to walk not far, then you hit my mom car new, big scrutch. Than drive you away from cident. N E INFO PM MEH pLs!

for posterity.

ilow · 06-09-2012, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seask

Dear 2012 Subaru mipreza Owner Bus,

idk you who are, but your a ass hole for your 2012 mipreza bus close to trash. I close park to walk not far, then you hit my mom car new, big scrutch. Than drive you away from cident. N E INFO PM MEH pLs!

Holy sheite.

06-08-2012, 11:24 PM	#3095
Seask Scooby Newbie Member#: 308059 Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: raynham	mipreza Last edited by Seask; 06-08-2012 at 11:30 PM.

06-08-2012, 11:25 PM	#3096
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06-05-2012, 01:34 PM	#3085
WRX Smokescreen Scooby Newbie Member#: 88955 Join Date: Jun 2005 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Malden, MA Vehicle: '12 WRX 5 dr WRBlue	Dear Mass Holes behind me at a red light. Incessantly honking at me doesn't help, and doesn't prevent stalling. I haven't driven a 5 speed in over 20 years, and that was a FIAT. GFY! :-)

06-08-2012, 09:32 PM	#3089
Jmhm17 Scooby Newbie Member#: 224097 Join Date: Sep 2009 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Clinton, Ma. Vehicle: 2012 WRX Hatch - DGM -=Tuned by Bren=-	Dear f@%k tard driving mommys explorer. You see me walk out of wendys to my car.. you pull out of the drive thru and right next to me, so close i can barley open my door. I manage to squeeze in to my car mumbling "douce bag" under my breath. As i back out you ask, "did you just hit my car?".. Seriously?? I held back from ripping this 17 yearold a new ass in front of his girlfriends. And reply "no i did not hit your car, my car is way better than yours, why would i hit your car???" he replys.. "you hit my car" and i said no and took off. If it wasnt for my gf i almost turned back and ****ed this kid up, he pissed me off so much! How can he wip into a spot he sees me walking to. I mean he almost ran my feet over, then get out of his car and accuse me of sh!!t?? I was the only car parked in the lot btw.. I still wana drive around tonight and find him and end his life.. But typing about it helps ease the anger lol

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06-08-2012, 10:53 PM	#3094
Jmhm17 Scooby Newbie Member#: 224097 Join Date: Sep 2009 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Clinton, Ma. Vehicle: 2012 WRX Hatch - DGM -=Tuned by Bren=-	Lol Much better now.. Weed helps

06-08-2012, 11:29 PM	#3097
Seask Scooby Newbie Member#: 308059 Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: raynham	Dear 2012 Subaru mipreza Owner Bus, idk you who are, but your a ass hole for your 2012 mipreza bus close to trash. I close park to walk not far, then you hit my mom car new, big scrutch. Than drive you away from cident. N E INFO PM MEH pLs!