Funniest phrases/questions you've heard about your Subie II - Page 258

crazzysandman · 09-13-2012, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meanjoaquin

Most of the posts in this thread can be likened to this:

So I was sitting in the break room at work crocheting, and my dumb ass coworker asked "hey what are you knitting?". I said "knitting? Really? This is crocheting." then I facepalmed. What an idiot.

Yeah just like that!

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ScubyPhilly · 09-13-2012, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meanjoaquin

Most of the posts in this thread can be likened to this:

So I was sitting in the break room at work crocheting, and my dumb ass coworker asked "hey what are you knitting?". I said "knitting? Really? This is crocheting." then I facepalmed. What an idiot.

Are you sure that it wasn't sewing?

meanjoaquin · 09-13-2012, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazzysandman

Yeah just like that!

haha, somebody got their jimmies rustled

meanjoaquin · 09-13-2012, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScubyPhilly

Are you sure that it wasn't sewing?

last time i was sewing, i had a coworker point at my pin cushion and ask "what's that little stuffed tomato for?". What an idiot, amirite guys?

subieguy0315 · 09-13-2012, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Yakattak

I would love if any female called my car cute it's usually just called a money pit or stupid

Ha! Story of my life!

crazzysandman · 09-13-2012, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meanjoaquin

last time i was sewing, i had a coworker point at my pin cushion and ask "what's that little stuffed tomato for?". What an idiot, amirite guys?

Haha your rite

ScubyPhilly · 09-13-2012, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meanjoaquin

last time i was sewing, i had a coworker point at my pin cushion and ask "what's that little stuffed tomato for?". What an idiot, amirite guys?

Tell it on the mountain!!!

subieguy0315 · 09-13-2012, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JMSok8

Greatest phrase he yelled "im used to big bodied v8s, but this thing is like an ant on crack!!!" haha just shooked his head the whole way home.

This cracked me up!

amcn831 · 09-13-2012, 05:55 PM

I told my friend when my A/C is on, I get a chirping sound every once in a while for my belts.
Her response was, "Don't all Subarus makes that sound?"
I laughed, then explained to her turbo charged engines and BPV/BOVs

Chuckls · 09-13-2012, 10:12 PM

Nothing was said, but while traveling down I-65, a passenger was leaning out of his car to look at mine

Also at a stoplight, this white trash male was sneering at me trying to figure out what was up with my windows.

ManualOverAuto · 09-13-2012, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Chuckls

Also at a stoplight, this white trash male was sneering at me trying to figure out what was up with my windows.

Lol I knew it! You drive an svx. As soon as I read the part about the windows I automatically knew.

Of course I checked your profile for confirmation after I guessed.

easterbran · 09-13-2012, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ManualOverAuto

Lol I knew it! You drive an svx. As soon as I read the part about the windows I automatically knew.

Of course I checked your profile for confirmation after I guessed.

Yeah...haha I'd probably have a similar look of confusion as that guy at the light.

JAMM0N · 09-13-2012, 11:27 PM

same thing happened to me last night.

i was @ the light driving practicing. a guy in a corolla with a girl (he was gay i could tell with my rear view mirror) the girl jumped out of the car and looked @ right side hopped back in and they gave each other high fives.

honestly i dont know what you accomplished but it was stupid

easterbran · 09-13-2012, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAMM0N

same thing happened to me last night.

i was @ the light driving practicing. a guy in a corolla with a girl (he was gay i could tell with my rear view mirror) the girl jumped out of the car and looked @ right side hopped back in and they gave each other high fives.

honestly i dont know what you accomplished but it was stupid

Your post+my brain=

gregroot198521 · 09-13-2012, 11:58 PM

How exactly do you practice driving at the light? I'll assume it was a red light, correct?

WRX2012 · 09-14-2012, 12:11 AM

I shopped around at a couple different dealerships for my WRX and at the first one I went to the salesman says, and I quote, "This is a performance vehicle and it can go 0-60 in 3 seconds." I almost fell to the ground laughing at him. Needless to say I did not buy my WRX from that dealership.

crazzysandman · 09-14-2012, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by WRX2012

I shopped around at a couple different dealerships for my WRX and at the first one I went to the salesman says, and I quote, "This is a performance vehicle and it can go 0-60 in 3 seconds." I almost fell to the ground laughing at him. Needless to say I did not buy my WRX from that dealership.

Haha what a moron... I hate salesman, I work for Honda and they are morons and idiots that act like their **** don't stank

mpristave · 09-14-2012, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by crazzysandman

My dumb ass co worker asked if my car was a supra and if it had vtec....

Me- Dude siriously.... its a Subaru wrx sti.

Dumb ass - Oh I thought it was a supra.... what do you have under the hood..

Me (Unamused) :-/

Quote:

Originally Posted by meanjoaquin

Most of the posts in this thread can be likened to this:

So I was sitting in the break room at work crocheting, and my dumb ass coworker asked "hey what are you knitting?". I said "knitting? Really? This is crocheting." then I facepalmed. What an idiot.

lmao

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAMM0N

same thing happened to me last night.

i was @ the light driving practicing. a guy in a corolla with a girl (he was gay i could tell with my rear view mirror) the girl jumped out of the car and looked @ right side hopped back in and they gave each other high fives.

honestly i dont know what you accomplished but it was stupid

how can you tell, in 2012, if a random guy is gay just by looking at him? Especially when hes actually with a girl?

Forgive me, I live in vegas where most guys wear skinny jeans, have long hair, and wear hipster gear. So if you can teach me the secret of the gays so I know which girls are available or not when they are hanging out with these guys let me know.

corvid · 09-14-2012, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAMM0N

same thing happened to me last night.

i was @ the light driving practicing. a guy in a corolla with a girl (he was gay i could tell with my rear view mirror) the girl jumped out of the car and looked @ right side hopped back in and they gave each other high fives.

honestly i dont know what you accomplished but it was stupid

you what

mpristave · 09-14-2012, 03:03 AM

lol "light driving practicing" does make no sense.

Corvid, you feel that? The way the **** clings to the air?

assasain · 09-14-2012, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpristave

lol "light driving practicing" does make no sense.

Corvid, you feel that? The way the **** clings to the air?

Nice **** reference mpristave. **** storms a comin boys.

overb00st · 09-14-2012, 01:57 PM

I was at a light a few months ago and some high school kids rolled up in their convertible Firebird that had some exhaust on it. I have a Cobb and Perrin sticker on my rear windows and my fronts were rolled down. I purposefully didn't look over at them because I could feel them all glaring at me as if to signal racing at green and then I hear them saying "Cobb? Perrin? You guys heard of that stuff?" "Psh, no, definitely not man" and then they kept staring and revving at me. Their left turn signal turned green first and they sped off. I just sat and laughed to myself.

rexowns · 09-14-2012, 02:08 PM

"You need a new exhast, your car is too loud" (several times a week) I simply reply "No" and drive away.

T-WRXie · 09-14-2012, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Omutax

I'm not sure about where you are, but living in the Greater Los Angeles area having a set of car horns that actually gets the other a-hole's attention when they do something dumb is useful. I cannot understate just how many careless drivers there are here.

A quick honk here and there is almost mandatory, several times a day for jerks who dangerously drift into my lane or back out of driveways and parking spots without looking/talking on the phone/gabbing with friends/etc. I don't do it out of spite, it's for my safety and theirs and collectively both of our wallets.

After someone backed up and ran into me after overstepping the stoplight line this was my first investment! SoCal got to love it! The good thing is there was virtually no damage but you could clearly see my lic plate frame in her bumper lol

jandree22 · 09-14-2012, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpristave

lol "light driving practicing" does make no sense

In the 2013 order thread he informed us he's new to manual tranny, and learning on his new 2013 he just picked up. so practicing stick shift. lacking that detail, I can see how it would come off a little odd.

I still have no idea what exactly went down with gay guy in the Corolla

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09-13-2012, 05:55 PM	#6434
amcn831 Scooby Specialist Member#: 235777 Join Date: Jan 2010 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Wilmington, DE Vehicle: 2000 RS BuRP 2007 2.5i CGM	I told my friend when my A/C is on, I get a chirping sound every once in a while for my belts. Her response was, "Don't all Subarus makes that sound?" I laughed, then explained to her turbo charged engines and BPV/BOVs

09-13-2012, 10:12 PM	#6435
Chuckls Scooby Newbie Member#: 280696 Join Date: Apr 2011 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Kentuckiana Vehicle: 2003 Impreza TS Wago SGM	Nothing was said, but while traveling down I-65, a passenger was leaning out of his car to look at mine Also at a stoplight, this white trash male was sneering at me trying to figure out what was up with my windows.

09-13-2012, 11:27 PM	#6438
JAMM0N Scooby Newbie Member#: 318736 Join Date: May 2012 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Milwaukee, WI Vehicle: 2013 WRX Hatch CBS (BLCK)	same thing happened to me last night. i was @ the light driving practicing. a guy in a corolla with a girl (he was gay i could tell with my rear view mirror) the girl jumped out of the car and looked @ right side hopped back in and they gave each other high fives. honestly i dont know what you accomplished but it was stupid

09-13-2012, 11:58 PM	#6440
gregroot198521 Scooby Specialist Member#: 280844 Join Date: Apr 2011 Chapter/Region: TXIC Location: hEll Paso Vehicle: 2006 STi OBP	How exactly do you practice driving at the light? I'll assume it was a red light, correct?

09-14-2012, 12:11 AM	#6441
WRX2012 Scooby Newbie Member#: 329725 Join Date: Aug 2012 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Maine Vehicle: 2012 WRX Silver	I shopped around at a couple different dealerships for my WRX and at the first one I went to the salesman says, and I quote, "This is a performance vehicle and it can go 0-60 in 3 seconds." I almost fell to the ground laughing at him. Needless to say I did not buy my WRX from that dealership.

09-14-2012, 03:03 AM	#6445
mpristave Scooby Newbie Member#: 284761 Join Date: Jun 2011 Vehicle: 2012 WRX	lol "light driving practicing" does make no sense. Corvid, you feel that? The way the **** clings to the air?

09-14-2012, 01:57 PM	#6447
overb00st Scooby Newbie Member#: 297501 Join Date: Oct 2011 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Detroit MI Vehicle: 04 WRX PSM	I was at a light a few months ago and some high school kids rolled up in their convertible Firebird that had some exhaust on it. I have a Cobb and Perrin sticker on my rear windows and my fronts were rolled down. I purposefully didn't look over at them because I could feel them all glaring at me as if to signal racing at green and then I hear them saying "Cobb? Perrin? You guys heard of that stuff?" "Psh, no, definitely not man" and then they kept staring and revving at me. Their left turn signal turned green first and they sped off. I just sat and laughed to myself.

09-14-2012, 02:08 PM	#6448
rexowns Scooby Newbie Member#: 318060 Join Date: Apr 2012 Chapter/Region: NWIC Vehicle: 2002 Impreza WRX Red	"You need a new exhast, your car is too loud" (several times a week) I simply reply "No" and drive away.