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Old 09-16-2012, 03:00 PM   #3251
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Dear Driver and Wife/GF/whatever in the white Honda Pilot getting on to HW 65, it's not a good idea to try and pass someone after the lanes have already merged. The lane is wide at first, but it gets narrow fast dumbass. Not a good idea getting on the HW or anywhere.
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Old 09-17-2012, 07:57 PM   #3252
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Dear D bag in the black Escalade. The turn lane is for turning not going straight and pushing someone over to the next lane as you cross the intersection.
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Old 09-18-2012, 12:19 AM   #3253
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Dear D bag in the black Escalade. The turn lane is for turning not going straight and pushing someone over to the next lane as you cross the intersection.
Oh my gosh, I can't stand people that do that!


Dear kid on the skateboard,
I passed you riding your plank with wheels down the middle of the opposing lane of Canistear Rd. yesterday... with a line of cars behind you! Next time, I will do more than shout "get out of the road" as I pass by you. Get out of the road you idiot! It's a wonder you're still alive.

Sincerely, the guy in the F550 who will blow your ears off with the horn next time


Dear driver of the I-couldn't-tell-because-it-was-too-dark,

The next time you have a choice of hitting a raccoon or getting into a head-on collision at the bad S-bend of Canistear Road, hit the freaking raccoon! The last thing I need is to come around the first bend in my mom's Prius (luckily doing the speed limit) and see you in my lane because you felt that it was more important to avoid a nocturnal mammal than to avoid a 1 ton car. It's a good thing I obey the speed limit and know how to use my brakes and horn, especially since my grandfather had a head-on at that very S-bend because some woman (keyword) was adjusting her radio. Please don't ever drive again.

Sincerely, the guy heading home after helping his mother pick out a new printer for 2 hours
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Old 10-02-2012, 04:11 AM   #3254
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Dear jackass in the white FR-S,
Stop driving like such a jackass, you jackass. Or, at the very least, read the traffic better so you don't end up 4 feet off the bumper of the guy in the right lane, whom I was passing, when you could have easily changed lanes behind me and gotten into the wide open left lane and passed us both, rather than get too close behind me as well.

Dear people who creep past the stop line at red lights,
How can you be so impatient, and yet take so long to notice the light change to green? Maybe if you didn't stop right underneath it, you could actually see the damn thing.
Oh, right, that would require thinking and foresight. Silly me.

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I hate you all, so very very much.
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Old 10-02-2012, 12:29 PM   #3255
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Dear jack ass in the grey jeep liberty getting on rt3 from the Burlington mall exit, that triangle sign at the end of the ramp is a yield sign, and yes it's for you, so when I open a gap for the guy in front of you to slide in it doesn't mean you gun the gas and damn near kamakazi my passenger side rear door. It was also super mature that you then rode my ass flashing your high beams while yelling out your window and flipping me off. Yes there's traffic like always so calm down and wait your turn
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:16 PM   #3256
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Dear D Bag in the Minivan, It's not a good idea to try and pass as lanes are merging. Especially when you have to do 70 in a 45 to try and do so. Even if you did have room to pass there was a car in front of me so you are being a d bag to save a fraction of a second of time. Also do you realize we were in a construction zone??
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:18 AM   #3257
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dear stupid ass teenage girl,

There is a reason for all the dont text and drive commercials. The seven or eight times you swerved into my lane almost hitting me on the last one was not that smart but i guess you arent that smart in general because after i beeped my horn and slowed down for the stopped traffic ahead of me....you did not maybe that text wasnt worth totaling you super awesome nissan maxima
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:30 AM   #3258
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^ wow I sure hope her parents don't let her forget that for a looooooong time (assuming she's not seriously hurt)

Dear numbnuts in the TrailBlazer/Jimmy,
You are one dumb ****. I've seen some stupid **** on Silver Spring St since I moved over here 3 years ago, but I've never seen someone pass on the double yellow approaching the intersection near AAA. It wasn't even a quick pass! You were 30 seconds away from hitting another car head on.

Sincerely,
considering using the police light app on my phone.
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Old 10-06-2012, 06:49 PM   #3259
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Dear srt-4 driver,
Thanks for trying to race me on route 2, in traffic, in the rain while i was maintaining a constant speed. It was less than amusing watching you repeatedly almost rear end the car in front of you.
Sincerely,
The guy who rolled down his rear windows in response to your tomfoolery
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Old 10-08-2012, 06:29 AM   #3260
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Dear immature prick in cavalier, if you so much balls to fly past me but then do 40 in a 55 next to the cop, the reason I'm tailgating and flashing my headlights IS because you're going 15 under and I'm trying to get to school... Grow a pair and get off the road.
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Old 10-08-2012, 03:33 PM   #3261
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Dear Dodge Dakota Sport,
Just because the color of your truck is similar to WRB does not make you a racecar, please don't pull up 5 inches from my bumper when i'm doing 55 in a 40 and then expect me to pull over so you can continue on your quest of being the ultimate prick.

-Alex
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Old 10-08-2012, 03:33 PM   #3262
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Dear Dodge Dakota Sport,
Just because the color of your truck is similar to WRB does not make you a racecar, please don't pull up 5 inches from my bumper when i'm doing 55 in a 40 and then expect me to pull over so you can continue on your quest of being the ultimate prick.

-Alex
He seems to be making progress.
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Old 10-11-2012, 09:53 AM   #3263
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Dear bro in the silver 350z,

It is pouring outside right now, im on my way to my beloved(sarcasim) second job. I am by no means in any rush to get there. I see you weaving in and out of traffic in my rear view so i will gladly move over for you. Now i noticed your going the same speed as me with your window open in the pouring rain. I get it now, I would love to race you and watch your immature driving skills create a 50 car pile up after you spin your rear wheels and slide into the median. However, my cruise control will not allow me to go over 71 mph and i'm not trying to get to my second job any sooner.

Thank you for the offer,

Sincerely,

The cruise control king in the silver bugeye.
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:46 AM   #3264
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I was hoping that your story would end with him getting soaked.
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Old 10-13-2012, 10:54 AM   #3265
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Dear Everyone,

My car is not lonely when I park as far out in a parking lot away from all other vehicles as I can. It does not need your company, it is not scared and alone cold in the rain. It is there so as to be protected from the majority of the general public who park ontop of each other and bash doors. I do not want you next to me please and kindly Piss Off!!!

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Old 10-13-2012, 02:20 PM   #3266
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Dear black beetle driver*,

Thanks for almost sideswiping me in my grandmother's car. Maybe next time you'll pay attention to the people trying to merge onto the highway.

Yours,
*: the car was black, I couldn't see the driver.
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:37 AM   #3267
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Sounds like someone needs to yeild then
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Old 10-14-2012, 12:52 PM   #3268
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Yes, the beetle toothed people merging, as there is no yield sign on that on ramp. For clarification, I was in the lane to the left of the beetle.
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Old 10-24-2012, 12:54 PM   #3269
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Dear Volkswagen gli

Way to miss shift at the light, stall, and get pulled over all at the same time.

You would have lost anyways.

Ps nice Jdm killer sticker and l0w3rcl4ss euro plate.

#fail.
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Old 10-24-2012, 01:43 PM   #3270
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Yes, the beetle toothed people merging,
goddamn autocorrect.
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:03 PM   #3271
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Yes, the beetle toothed people merging, as there is no yield sign on that on ramp. For clarification, I was in the lane to the left of the beetle.
Doesn't matter if there's a sign or not ramp traffic must yield to highway traffic.. Maybe the beetle wasn't the asshat on that one
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Old 10-24-2012, 03:01 PM   #3272
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Dear police officer in Fitchburg who pulled me over this morning,

Thank you for blocking the ass of the mini van bus as I was coming to the top of a hill and you were at the top. It would've been much easier to stay 100' behind it if you weren't trying so hard to block it and hog the street with your egotistical impudence.

Thanks for being a day ruining *******.
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Old 10-24-2012, 04:11 PM   #3273
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Doesn't matter if there's a sign or not ramp traffic must yield to highway traffic.. Maybe the beetle wasn't the asshat on that one
Not in Rhode Island. Of course, I can't find the relevant law when I actually want to.
Also, I wasn't on the ramp. I was in the lane to the left of the Beetle.
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Old 10-27-2012, 07:24 AM   #3274
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dear D-bag pulling out of the Black Forest Cafe on 101 in amherst,NH this past monday around 1pm...

i was driving a 13 foot tall, bright red tractor trailer with my lights on. how the hell you didnt see me is a mystery, but the lack of concern you displayed for what i am pretty sure is an early '60s classic Porsche left me dumbfounded as i slowed rapidly so as NOT to crush you. yes, that was my air horn trying (with no success) to get you to speed up a touch. fyi, speed limit there is 50, it is plain rude to pull out and do 30.

yours,

the noob TT driver who dang near crapped his shorts
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Old 10-27-2012, 09:07 PM   #3275
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Dear Bentley driver,


When someone gives you a thumbs up on the highway , don't beep at them , just floor it and let them hear the beast of an engine that it has.

Thanks
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