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Old 10-04-2012, 10:44 AM   #1
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Default I'm bored and distracted... so it's story time.

The other night it was a bit late so I stopped in my favorite bar for a quick drink. I like being by myself even in busy places. So I ordered a beer, and made small talk with the bartender- a nice guy from NJ. This bar is usually fairly empty, but next to me was a mid 30's woman and her SO. An angry older man. One of those stocky older guys with a permanent scowl that looks like he could kick ass at age 55. I drink a beer and decide I'll have one more (in true alcoholic fashion). As soon as the second beer is set down the angry man gets up to go smoke. Immediately the lady begins making small talk and out of the blue says

"I find you very attractive. if i wasnt about to marry this guy I would ask you to go out with me"
"thank-you"
*im completely caught off guard by everything including the bit about being engaged*

I drink my beer and make very little small talk as I feel a storm is brewing. Shortly after the man returns and they get into a mini domestic even though i cant make out what they are saying. He leaves quite angry. As soon as he's out of hearing distance she says

"im in a bit of trouble for speaking to you. but seriously, i find you really really attractive"

at that point I got up and left. the next night I met up with some friends and after dinner and some drinks we decide to go to this bar... since its within walking distance of where I live. Lo and behold that same couple is there. I later find out that one of the wait staff got married and that couple was in from out of town for the wedding. Well of course over dinner i was explaining the situation to my friends about how strange it was. So when we show up I'm like "dude! thats that chick and her fiance" we all kind of have a laugh and carry on. My smart self would have left immediately but after a few drinks i'm feeling a bit rowdy. This woman turns and waves at me while her BF isnt looking and i nod.. and the night goes on. Her BF sees me and glares at me... walks right by me in stare down mode as he goes to the bar etc. meanwhile we are laughing. the bartender asks if i want the guy thrown out and i say its no big deal etc. The both get up and leave the table and one of the guys i'm with puts on her sweatshirt which she left in the chair. i was like here comes the death null. its going to end badly. but takes it off before they return and we continue on. The guy is just getting more and more angry and i am sure our antics of just acknowledging his anger are escalating the situation. I catch him just glaring at me, but i have to take a piss. My senses are tell me this guy is going to try to kick my ass when i get to the bathroom. So I tell Matt who is definitely inebriated "listen, keep an eye on this guy i have to go to the bathroom" he nods, but i know his style and he will not notice. so i grab his head and i repeat it... he's like "okay man!"

I leave to go take a piss and no sooner does the urine start flowing - boom the door swings open "**** me" i look over my shoulder and there that ****er is. he steps in towards me and whack the door flies open again and there's Matt. the guy takes a piss I wrap up and leave. the guy comes out next followed by matt and mumbles something incoherently to me. matt said he glared at him when he walked by and then looked over his shoulder when he walked in the bathroom.

crisis averted.

i finished my drink and split as it was quite late and we were bored. The only problem is now i think this guy is psycho enough to drive up from GA to visit the bar so i may need to lay low for a few weeks. or if i do see him i'll just punch his head clean off and start flying around.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:48 AM   #2
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:48 AM   #3
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so

you banged her, right?
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:49 AM   #4
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so

you banged her, right?


no.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:51 AM   #5
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Joe Boxer is disappointed.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:51 AM   #6
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:52 AM   #7
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Riveting tale, old chap.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:53 AM   #8
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Sounds like some sort of kinky role playing. Pretty sure they just wanted you to be part of their sick and twisted sex life. I bet if you started pushing and shoving in the bar she would've pulled out a 13" black dildo and started pounding her ***** like a NYC jackhammer ripping apart a sidewalk. Then as she climaxed she would've sprayed her urine filled lady cum all over the bar like a shaken up bottle of champagne. You totally missed out...
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:53 AM   #9
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:54 AM   #10
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pics of chick?
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:54 AM   #11
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tl,dr.

But want to know what you were drinking.

i'm kidding. I did read it.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:54 AM   #12
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:54 AM   #13
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:54 AM   #14
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Sounds like some sort of kinky role playing. Pretty sure they just wanted you to be part of their sick and twisted sex life. I bet if you started pushing and shoving in the bar she would've pulled out a 13" black dildo and started pounding her ***** like a NYC jackhammer ripping apart a sidewalk. Then as she climaxed she would've sprayed her urine filled lady cum all over the bar like a shaken up bottle of champagne. You totally missed out...
i need you on speed dial ZMANN
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:54 AM   #15
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My pictures don't seem to be working.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:54 AM   #16
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Sounds like some sort of kinky role playing. Pretty sure they just wanted you to be part of their sick and twisted sex life. I bet if you started pushing and shoving in the bar she would've pulled out a 13" black dildo and started pounding her ***** like a NYC jackhammer ripping apart a sidewalk. Then as she climaxed she would've sprayed her urine filled lady cum all over the bar like a shaken up bottle of champagne. You totally missed out...
Uh, no.

She would have used that monster on Kirk's ass while Angry Man watched, enthralled, wanking himself off...

Get it right.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:55 AM   #17
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Sounds like something straight out of Californication.

Mulder would have ****ed her though.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:56 AM   #18
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man...ya shoulda put him outta their misery
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:56 AM   #19
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Now everyone is bored. I see what you did there.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:56 AM   #20
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Sounds like some sort of kinky role playing. Pretty sure they just wanted you to be part of their sick and twisted sex life. I bet if you started pushing and shoving in the bar she would've pulled out a 13" black dildo and started pounding her ***** like a NYC jackhammer ripping apart a sidewalk. Then as she climaxed she would've sprayed her urine filled lady cum all over the bar like a shaken up bottle of champagne. You totally missed out...


I keep picturing her bent over like a skunk trying to defend herself
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:56 AM   #21
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Uh, no.

She would have used that monster on Kirk's ass while Angry Man watched, enthralled, wanking himself off...

Get it right.
but my anus is too small *tear* (as in crying not tearing... one in the same i suppose)
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:56 AM   #22
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:58 AM   #23
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I keep picturing her bent over like a skunk trying to defend herself


She could hose me down...
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:59 AM   #24
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:59 AM   #25
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The BF sounds like a closet homosexual who wants to take out his checked/bottled aggression on your butthole.
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